drama stretch

While, in the middle of exercising (usually jogging), when one decides to suddenly start stretching to make a spectacle of themselves. This mostly occurs in crowded areas so that others are forced to watch, or in a severe case, dodge the stretcher if they happen to be blocking a sidewalk or trail. The drama stretcher will appear to be in some other world oblivious to onlookers, but they are quite aware of the attention.

I can’t believe how many drama stretchers are in this park. Does anyone actually do any running around here?

Damn, I almost hit that drama stretcher with my bike. Don’t these people look before they stretch and take up the whole trail.

by DC Derailleurs May 6, 2021

Bhill stitch up

When an individual is required to complete a task or a favor, but the task or favor ends up ranging from the slightest inconvenience, to a waste of your time.

“Hey slim, you able to grab us a carton from the bottle-o. Take my car”
Car has no fuel: Bhill stitch up
Car is barely in working order: Bhill stitch up.
Traffic on the road: Bhill stitch up
Detour on the way to bottle-o: Bhill stitch up.
No cold cartons: Bhill stitch up.

by Bhill Stitched me up February 13, 2023

Drifter's stitch

A car repair that uses zipties, duct tape, and a drillbit. Usually used for quickly getting back on the road

Dude.. You had to do a drifter's stitch

by MrZain05 December 9, 2017

Give your face stretchmarks

The act of vigorously face fucking someone to the point they develop stretchmarks on their face.

If you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna give your face stretchmarks

by Stranger definitions July 20, 2019

Y’all niggas finna stretch?

A term used by the elusive whitefish, nobody really knows what it means. On the contrary, does the elusive whitefish even exist?

The elusive whitefish: "y’all niggas finna stretch?"

Literally everyone: "bro what?"

by The Elusive Whitefish July 31, 2019

Snitches get Stitches

Slang for people who inform the 5-0 or diss a dude to The Feds who are about to turn into a marked man.

I thought Franklin rode for the hood and all, but now he ratted us to the Feds. He's gonna get taught the meaning of hood respect. As the old saying goes, Snitches get Stitches!

by xxxx_MARTINVIDEO2009_xxxx September 14, 2022

whats the stitch?

Asking whats going on with something or someone else.

Girl says: I met this boy! Her friend says: Whats the stitch? Girl says: We're going out saturday!

by LexiiLoveAKA January 9, 2011