A tiny invisible straw connected between the minds of two best friends, allowing them to share their thoughts. Because it's so small, only the dumbest of dumb thoughts are able to go through. Girls usually share these dumb thoughts with others simultaneously, causing them to laugh while causing the rest of society to think...why?
Person 1: man how do y'all come up with that shit?
Bitch 1: it's our tiny bitch straw
Bitch 2: AYYYYY
Bitch 1: it's our tiny bitch straw
Bitch 2: AYYYYY
by Jamie's Best Bitch May 10, 2019
Get the Tiny Bitch Strawmug. I had to use Kinkos Straws today at my local gas station because the store got rid of plastic straws.
by jondich October 27, 2021
Get the Kinkos Strawsmug. A person who entangles another persons statements in an argument and uses those words in a completely different manner than intended to attack the other person
I said it’s just been a stressful few days,, the straw man took that comment and said “see I’m at fault you said you’re under stress, stress is your problem and I’m causing it.
by wtf is wrong with people March 30, 2023
Get the Straw manmug. A straw which is used to drink the KFC dessert version of a McFlurry. Also a an act performed on a girl you think is really sexy. To ‘ Give her a KrushemsStraw,’ you must acquire a large straw that you get with the dessert at KFC. Once this is done, you must stick the straw up a girls asshole and wait for her to fart . At the very moment the girl is emitting a big fart, you must suck on the large KRUSHEM STRAW and inhale.
I met a girl off of Tinder. For our first date I took her to KFC. After finishing the bucket of chicken I had a KFC KRUSHEM dessert. I decided to keep a hold of the straw when we left KFC, in the hope that I could use it
my date. Thankfully she invited me back to her apartment for sex. Once we were in her bedroom I pulled out the KRUSHEM STRAW and asked her to spread her ass cheeks and I stuck the straw up her asshole. I then proceeded to GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAW “ . I asked her to pass wind and then I sucked up her fart through the straw like it was a shit tasting bong. She was so hot , I really enjoyed it!
my date. Thankfully she invited me back to her apartment for sex. Once we were in her bedroom I pulled out the KRUSHEM STRAW and asked her to spread her ass cheeks and I stuck the straw up her asshole. I then proceeded to GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAW “ . I asked her to pass wind and then I sucked up her fart through the straw like it was a shit tasting bong. She was so hot , I really enjoyed it!
by L892 March 8, 2025
Get the GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAWmug. by Fat kisser February 25, 2020
Get the straw therapymug. Dude Becky had me in the first half up until she brought in her sister and handed a Straw berry scabachino!!!
by Smallweiner123 August 27, 2021
Get the Straw berry scabachinomug. Guy 1: Did she let you hit bro?
Guy 2: Oh yea bro she's freaky too, she let me use the straw!!!
Guy 1: Damn! Frfr?
Guy 2: Hell yea bro, let me suck her farts out her ass and all!
Guy 2: Oh yea bro she's freaky too, she let me use the straw!!!
Guy 1: Damn! Frfr?
Guy 2: Hell yea bro, let me suck her farts out her ass and all!
by IAmAnthonyA July 22, 2017
Get the Strawmug.