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Stone job

Stone job: Pronounced {STONE-JOB!}

Believed to be derived of Spanish and English origins, with its true beginnings shrouded in a history as odd as the act itself.

a) The act of inadvertently neglecting to keep prearranged meetings.

b) The act of absentmindedly abandoning a friend(s) at a house party, without informing said friend(s) of your abrupt departure.

c) The unintended failure to return phone calls for hours, sometimes days and even months on end.

Although the earliest known occurrences are believed to have been committed by a single male in his youth, the term and action have played out over the course of time to include all forms of life.

After years of research and observation it is proven to be an involuntary response to some of, but not limited to, the following: a) self-absorption b) aloofness c) carelessness d) drunkenness e) smoking to much fucking weed.

While a STONE JOB is not malicious in nature, it can be emotionally detrimental to the unsuspecting victim. Without a proper understanding of a STONE JOB it can leave its target with feelings of disorientation, despair, resentment, and depression, some of the effected casualties have reported mild to acute cases of anger, rage, and hatred. In most cases the discomfort subsides within one or two days, but can last in excess of a week depending on the severity of the affliction.

It was thought to be a lost practice until its reemergence in Riverhead, New York, sometime around the mid to late eighties.
Example:

Guy one: Hey, how was the Slayer concert?
Guy two: I don't know Eric never picked me up from work.
Guy one: oh man STONE JOB huh?
Guy two: yeah, but one day I will get even...
by ed fagan January 21, 2008
mugGet the Stone jobmug.

Im stoned

Dusty said to his friend Jimmy "Im stoned"
by Jaker0 January 8, 2012
mugGet the Im stonedmug.

stone groove

Something so awesome that it's awesomeness won't ever fade. It's etched in stone. 70s slang
by ye-uh August 1, 2005
mugGet the stone groovemug.

Emma Stone

really hot redhead who was in Superbad as Jules and Zombieland as Wichita
dave:who plays jules from superbad?
joey:emma stone
dave:dude shes fucking hot!
joey:hell yea
by happy juice November 17, 2009
mugGet the Emma Stonemug.

super stoned

the state of super wastedness usually experienced after buckets
Fuck man, I wasint just stoned I was super stoned'
by Annie April 7, 2005
mugGet the super stonedmug.

Stoned as a shrimp

Originating from the Dutch saying "Zo stoned als een garnaal", it is the expression of being extremely high from weed, or hash. It became extremely popular in the Netherlands after the hit song "Stoned als een garnaal" by comedy duo Van Kooten en De Bie.

Many foreign travelers, especialy ones staying at youth hostels copied the saying and shared it abroad, directly translated.
"So, did you use any of the weed you found?"
"Yeah man, we were stoned as a shrimp.
by stevegek November 8, 2022
mugGet the Stoned as a shrimpmug.

The Stoned Age

A portion of time that varies depending on the group of stoners. It is often seen as the prime time where all parties involved got the most stoned.
"Man, we don't smoke as much as we used to , what happened to us?"
"I'm sorry man, The Stoned Age is over..."
by The Sesh Gremlinz September 9, 2019
mugGet the The Stoned Agemug.

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