Slober

The extraneous enjoyment of a sensuous activity.

George, I'm telling you. Whenever I see a folk of that one kind, I just start slober killing him or her, and I love it so much.

Well Muffender, you should concentrate that slobering on something else. Like playing the meatflute on that juicy specimen.

Yeah man! Shit!

by crackheadjackhead December 12, 2009

sober

stands for son-of-a-b****-everything's-real!

Tom: I...I feel weird.
Ted: Yeah, getting sober does that to you...

by Noodle8 November 24, 2011

sobe waterfall

The act of using a sobe bottle as a gravity bong.

Man, I only had 3 sobe waterfalls last night, but I was so fucked up.

by McJesus#1 June 15, 2008

soberated

When being sober is overrated.

I wasn't going to drink today, but we went to champagne brunch and decided it was soberated. Gimme a mimosa bitch!

by casebook June 25, 2013

soberer

You are not sober, but at the same time you're aren't drunk enough to NOT be annoyed by the wasted moron next to you.

" I'm soberer than you are" or "I'm the soberer driver"

by Spud Chips 23 March 31, 2005

Slober

The act of slowly becoming drunk. When you are not drunk, buzzed or tipsy, but you have started drinking.

Kelly: "I'm slober right now. I've only had 2 beers"

by k.shaw November 30, 2009

Sober-Stoned

The feeling of being high while completely sober.

"Dude, have you ever thought of how... like the government can track you... and, like, follow you..." "did you just blaze?" "no, bro, I guess I'm sober-stoned!

by I'm not high!!! November 5, 2010