by veganslayer February 22, 2019
by Souperman1234 September 04, 2010
To hack a stiff; to smoke (weed or whatever the hell) despite it causing a terrible hacking cough. Whether from smoking itself or asthma.
"Where's Bill?"
"Out in the backyard hacking a stiff."
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"Hey, wanna hack a stiff with me?"
"Nah man, nearly coughed up a long last time."
"Out in the backyard hacking a stiff."
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"Hey, wanna hack a stiff with me?"
"Nah man, nearly coughed up a long last time."
by 3AM-entry February 01, 2020
It's like everything you do, say or see is taking a toll on your health unneccessarily.
Friends seem to be 'extra-hard work to socialise with.
Like you are extra tuition learning for school and the teacher always marks your paper down or criticise your effort.
You try and please your girlfriend and buy her flowers but she thinks youve done something wrong and criticises you with suspicious remarks.
You dress smartly for an event but people call you a 'poof'
Friends seem to be 'extra-hard work to socialise with.
Like you are extra tuition learning for school and the teacher always marks your paper down or criticise your effort.
You try and please your girlfriend and buy her flowers but she thinks youve done something wrong and criticises you with suspicious remarks.
You dress smartly for an event but people call you a 'poof'
"Hey Bob, that car you brought was a lemon can't you buy anything decent"?
B:"When making buying decisions-feels like I'm always running into a stiff breeze"!
B:"When making buying decisions-feels like I'm always running into a stiff breeze"!
by Goosebump11 June 03, 2011
Sexual act where the male waits for the female to fall asleep, he gets a monster stiffy worked up, and attempts to simulate brushing the female's teeth. If completed, your wad is the toothpaste. The ultimate is if she never wakes up during the stiff toothbrush and your wad gets nice and crusty on her face by morning.
by Dump truck January 30, 2017
A drink. You take a shot of whiskey, then chase it with a shot of pickle juice, and finish off by eating a pickle
by Jules16 January 14, 2012
A fancy way of calling someone a "STIFF". This is a person that is very lazy or extremly bad at something. The "e" on the end is silent and it makes the "i" long.
by J.T Dice August 18, 2007