by RyDawg2020 July 7, 2021

Tori Stewart is the hottest strongest and just full round most awesome girl you will ever meet. She is so kind and caring, she will be their for you right or wrong. She is so strong and athletic she loves sports especially soccer, volleyball, and running. She has such a sexy body and loves nature like the beach and forests. She always stands up for her friends and be carefully because if you get on her bad side because she will turn into a psycho bitch. She loves one man and one man only with all of her heart. She is very carefully when it comes to love because she is scared to get hurt. She feels fat and ugly even though she is the hottest girl in the world from head to toe. You are so lucky to even know Tori Stewart, well unless you are on her bad side, in that case run.
Person 1: Tori Stewart is so hot!
Person 2: Ya dude I just want to kiss her
Person 1: I know i just love her with all my heart to bad she doesnt love anybody but one person
Person 2: Ya dude I just want to kiss her
Person 1: I know i just love her with all my heart to bad she doesnt love anybody but one person
by Dogdude27 May 27, 2020

The moniker "chocolate Martha Stewart" was gifted to Kent’ae Van London some 20 years ago within the early 2000's. For the unaware, Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA is a London, United Kingdom born, Southern California and Washington state resident who was reared within the Southern states of Mississippi, Alabama and Louisiana. Despite being an activist, entrepreneur and advocate for affordable and senior housing, and standing up for the rights of unhoused individuals and underrepresented minorities, Kent’ae is fluent in 3 languages (English, Spanish and Choctaw) and possesses Harvard School of Law accreditation in "Contract Law," yet his truest passions are interior design and his continued productions of multiple weekly floral arrangements. Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA is the owner and Principal of The Van London Collection, officed out of the Meydenbauer Bay inlet of Bellevue, Washington and given Kent’ae's experience and passion coupled by his beguiling personal alongside his charisma, uniqueness, nerve and God-given talent, he has been branded the rightful moniker, "the Chocolate Martha Stewart."
"Oh, my word. I just viewed Kent’ae Van London's recent holiday display. It's breathtaking and the colors are so vibrant. It's no wonder they call Kent’ae the chocolate Martha Stewart!"
"Have any of you viewed Kent’ae Van London's latest interior design collection? Martha Stewart would be proud to have him as a son! I can totally see why they call him "the Chocolate Martha Stewart!"
"Have any of you viewed Kent’ae Van London's latest interior design collection? Martha Stewart would be proud to have him as a son! I can totally see why they call him "the Chocolate Martha Stewart!"
by Kevalo May 25, 2025

by Mr. Crabs has crabs October 4, 2019

Gas stations all over upstate New York that hick kids go to when they’re bored to go eat ice cream or pizza
by threeonefiver September 18, 2021

when a man shits into a condom and mixes the slimy but delicous shit with dubai chocolate and puts it in the freezer to solidify. he then gets his wife to shove it up her clit and use it as a dildoh and use a jbl speaker to vibrate her hairy dildo fanny
by Dhdhdhdgshd July 30, 2025

An overrated and mediocre actress, while her recent movie such as Spencer that came out recently was somehow acclaimed by critics for her portrayal of Princess Diana, her other films such as Twilight just boring and lifeless (or not terrible). Moreover, she tries to be superior than any other actress, claiming she wants to best actress in the world, and yet failed to do so. She isn't closed enough to the top actress such as Charlize Theron, Emily Blunt, Emma Watson, or etc. Plus, she is a spoiled brat, PERIOD.
The best way to scare the crap out of her is to bring horses whenever you see her, as she had an Equinophobia, the fear of horses. To end this definition, she is a hypocrite, she claims that other actress are not beautiful and talentless, yet she herself show the exact opposite.
The best way to scare the crap out of her is to bring horses whenever you see her, as she had an Equinophobia, the fear of horses. To end this definition, she is a hypocrite, she claims that other actress are not beautiful and talentless, yet she herself show the exact opposite.
by The-dirtydancingdude November 22, 2021
