Cleveland steamer

The art of one person excreting onto someones chest and then rocking backward and forth in a rocking horse motion thus smearing faeces all over the target area.

I met her in a bar, we went back to hers, and upon turning the light on i noticed she had plastic sheets, inquisitive at first i carried on. There was some foreplay and then she shat on my chest. She asked me afterwards if i enjoyed the cleveland steamer.

by James 'Cleveland' Purchase December 13, 2008

Cleveland steamer

Round my way the Cleveland steamer is instead a synonym for hot karl; post anal sex fellatio.

Blah blah blah Cleveland steamer ba blah ba bollocks.

by Lord Grimcock November 1, 2007

cleveland steamer

when you take a dump on someone's chest and rub it in like a steam roller, moving ur ass back and forth on her chest.

"i gave this girl a Cleveland steamer and it was awesome"

by jzelen November 16, 2007

Cleveland Steamer

When you put plastic wrap over someone's mouth and shit inside their mouth. The plastic wrap then acts as a shit condom inside their mouth.

Try to use heavy duty plastic wrap when giving a Cleveland Steamer- unless the recipient doesn't mind a little corn in their diet.

by Watertown Hero March 26, 2009

cleveland steamer

A steamboat who carried dodge balls in the early 1900s; also referred to as the Cleveland steamboat.

there was a large shipment of dodge balls so they called on the one and only, Cleveland Steamer.

by Harry "Dodge" Balls March 23, 2009

Cleveland Steamer

The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penile pleasure from friction between the mammaries.

"Tiffany broke up with me after I gave her a cleveland steamer."

by Long Island August 15, 2004

mohegan steamer

getting a blowjob while your taking a dump in a bathroom at mohegan sun.

dude, i tottally got a mohegan steamer.

by mohegan August 7, 2006