Bols' Standard

A standard of quality which if something goes below it, it will literally make you puke.

See Bols

Man, that movie was so bad, it was below even Bols' Standards!

by Public Masturbator October 24, 2010

gold standard

The gold standard is a monetary system in which a region's common media of exchange are paper notes that are normally freely convertible into pre-set, fixed quantities of gold. Currently there are no governments that use the gold standard however, the United States used to use the gold standard before the Federal Reserve System who is a cartel took over secretly on a island off of the state of Georgia. Ever since the gold standard was taken over in 1913 by the FED, the value of money went down and the cost of living went up. The paper money we use today is called fiat.

The United States can only get out of it's 10 trillion dollar debt by getting rid of the Federal Reserve System and going back to the gold standard where ther is no inflation.

by JDino January 10, 2009

I just have really high standards

This is an excuse used by people who are afraid to get into relationships. Since no one knows what these standards are, no one can possibly be expected to meet them. Therefore, all potential love interests are disqualified before the first date.

She never did find anyone that met her really high standards.

by Laura Tobin June 26, 2004

Scandalous Hoe

A female who partakes in shady/sneaky activities, involving such things as STD transfers, anal sex, long meaningless text messages, getting uncontrollably intoxicated at Chuckie Cheese's, unprovoked crying, calling people at 2:58 P.M., and the ever effective guilt trip.

Not to mention, being a hoe.

Robert: Dude...I have herpes, I just went to the doctor yesterday...

Ryan: That's terrible, who's the bitch?

Robert: Some scandalous hoe...I think her name was Breanna.

Ryan: That definitely is a scandalous hoe! I bet she's had anal sex.

by serbeeb April 24, 2009

Soccer sandal

(noun) - An ugly and barely useful shoe, considered even less of a shoe than "flip-flops", which has been relabeled to make it sound more appealing.

See also Soccer sandal effect.

What you call a "soccer sandal" is what I wore to the community bathroom in the dorms so that I wouldn't get athlete's foot.

by NikeACG July 30, 2005

Sanda

a girl. first impression is only of beauty and grace, but one soon realizes that all Sanda's include a great presence in them and are genuinely kind

Sanda, the pretty girl clad in pink, can often be seen texting friends to let them know she's there.

by mustigivemyname? December 2, 2009

Taylor Swift Standard

Complex that makes a man incapable of being interested in any woman, other than Taylor Swift.

Richard is friends with many girls; he is not interested in any of them. None are Taylor Swift. Richard is victim of the Taylor Swift Standard.

by Swift's Husband March 18, 2011