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stalking

Photographing people or people's houses without them knowing, then posting the photos on Facebook and tagging them as that friend.

More specifically, one can stalk while in a public setting, like in school or amongst friends, typically by pretending to text on a cameraphone, but actually taking a close-up and often unflattering photo of the person. This is best done with the camera feature on a Blackberry device.

Stalking can also be the practice of driving around (in cases of severe boredom) to various friends houses, awkwardly taking a picture of their house, then posting and tagging the photo on Facebook. This is an effective way of creeping out your friends, killing time, and wasting gas. Nonetheless, it is awesome, and credit should be given to the creator of stalking: Devina Parmar.
1. Devina was really bored in IBBM, so she decided to take out her Blackberry and stalked everyone around her.

2. Whenever I'm with Devina, we always wind up hopping in my car and stalking everyones houses.
by stalkyoface June 17, 2009
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Stalin

This guy has a FUCKING NICE MUSTACHE SHIT I BET HIS DICK IS BIG!
WOW NICE MUSTACHE STALIN!
by FUCKING TIMMY March 25, 2022
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tweet stalking

The act of following another twitter user, via twitter, in person. The process involves all stalking actions taken to be posted on twitter. The stalker also follows feedback from the twitter community in deciding their own next actions. Tweet Stalkers and those involved will @reply all tweets to the stalked's twitter name.
I am tweet stalking this cute girl while she is at work. Log on and help me out.
by RyanHuebner April 2, 2009
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Eye Stalking

The act of stalking with ones eyes.
Person 1 - Are you still eye stalking that waiter?

Person 2 - Yep.
by Twin19 February 15, 2010
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Passive Stalking

When a guy gets himself into the "friend zone" with a girl puposefully, acting as her best friend until the opportunity arises to have sex with her when she is drunk, vulnerable, etc.

May be dangerous, can cause emotional damage, and requires much experience to use the dreaded friend zone to your advantage
"haha! Ryan totally got himself stuck in the friend zone!!"

"No dude he's just passive stalking"
by B.Mathers March 10, 2009
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Hug stabbing

Hug stabbing is the ultimate display of love.
It is gentle and sweet and makes you feel like you're frolicking in a field, but then it's sharp and painful.

When you feel like you need to hug someone, don't just HUG them.

Hug-stab them.
This is a movement started by a person called Megaman. Remember that name.
Joe- "That son of a bitch hug-stabbed me!
..I think I love him."

Bill- " What the heck is hug stabbing."

Joe- "You just don't understand. You don't deserve to be hug-stabbed."
by EpicStrangePerson July 10, 2010
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stabbing the potato

Hitting the prostate gland during homosexual anal sex.
Stabbing the potato:
Person1: So, how did things go last night after we left?
Person2: It was awesome, he stabbed my potato for at least an hour.
by Mr. Tyler Durden March 11, 2009
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