Squidwarding

The art of placing one’s semi erect penis over the nose of a consenting partner. This should bear some resemblance to squidward’s nose.

Guy1: Becky finally let me go squidwarding last night!
Guy2: Marry that girl.

by Thiccboi34 August 18, 2018

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squidwardry

To have squidward like qualities or to be a squid.

The squidwardry chick is weird, but she’s funny.

by anonymous December 21, 2020

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squidwardry

To have squidward like qualities or to be squidward in a way.

She was squidwardry, but I had a crush on Squidward so it was okay.

by anonymous December 21, 2020

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squidwardsexual

You are sexually attracted to squidward.

If you are actually sexually attracted to squidward, go fuck your mom. Wait! but i thought yo mother left for her secetary.

hey guys! Tony is squidwardsexual!

Haha! what a bozo for being squidwardsexual! Tony!

by Badhu February 24, 2023

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A lost episode of SpongeBob where Squidward dies. The episode starts with Squidward practicing the clarinet. Then SpongeBob and Patrick are playing outside and Squidward tells them to stop. Then he practices again but it's a choking noise instead of a clarinet being played. The next shot is Squidward at the concert. He plays the clarinet badly and the crowd is booing with hyper blood realistic eyes. The next scene is Squidward in a black background but Squidward is crying, then cry's blood, then shows the blood eyes from before. The next scene is Squidward in his bed with a gun. He shoots himself and DIES....

Guy 1: Have you seen Squidwards Suicide?
Guy 2: yes and it scarred me for life.

by amoguslove42069 March 19, 2023

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