Adj. - A female douche bag. A girl who goes to the bar and/or club every night. She drives a hummer, wears $200 jeans, and sleeps with douche bags in Affliction t-shirts. She constantly takes pictures of herself in her hummer, in her bikini, sitting on her couch, or wherever she is ever single minute of the day and posts them on Facebook for no goddamn apparent reason. No one really cares about this person, but she's hot, so she gets attention.
Oh look, Tamara was at Club Liquid last night, again, and she posted a picture of it on Facebook, again, and she's with a guy with a little dick again. That girl likes little dicks. What a Spunk Bag.
by HungusAmungus June 30, 2012
Someone who vigorously masterbated frequently. Also, has no scruples for the time or place that the masterbatory overtones eminate from.
Places to cath these deviants:
The porta-potty at a Britney Spears concert.
A bathroom stall during the senior prom.
The toilet while at a raging party.
In the parking lot waiting for a friend to buy a soda at the mini-mart.
At a sleepover at a friend's house while everyone is asleep.
Your mom's house during dinner.
Places to cath these deviants:
The porta-potty at a Britney Spears concert.
A bathroom stall during the senior prom.
The toilet while at a raging party.
In the parking lot waiting for a friend to buy a soda at the mini-mart.
At a sleepover at a friend's house while everyone is asleep.
Your mom's house during dinner.
Jimmy is such a SPUNK KNUCKLE. He was caught jerking himself by my aunt in the bathroom stall at the funeral for her dead cousin. What a Battered Cavern!
by e-rips October 14, 2003
by Violet.B January 30, 2021
When 2 good friends both ejaculate inside the same woman and the sperm joins together into 1. Similar to becoming blood brothers through pricking each others fingers.
by DonBay March 07, 2020
Small, usually isolated bits of congealed gelatenous matter either from natural genital or artificial lubrication that have the tendency to cling to the anterior portion of a female's vaginal lips, penis or marital aid after the lubricating properties have diminished a little. Their formation is generally tied directly to extended periods of penetrative sex by the penis or other marital aid as the friction of unabating thrusting and the air temperature combine affecting the stickiness and clingability of the small globules that have formed. In close up pussy pics sometimes mistaken for bits of toilet tissue. Usually white in color, tasteless and benign. When dry can be difficult to remove from bedding and clothing.
After we fucked for hours there were Spunk Boogies everywhere because we were too lazy to clean up afterwards!
by CT Hunter July 06, 2021
Wet spot after intercourse.
by Roscoe J November 24, 2013
by THE BOSS 12 July 09, 2019