Spud

An angry person who always sounds like he is having an orgasam. It also means someone who can't speak english or type and someone who is a retard when typing

The group chat last night was filled with spuds

by Chaludaboy13 March 23, 2020

Spud

a cute/adorable sped

“You lil spud🥰”

by vr.reina June 19, 2019

Spud

Spud. Aka Mr. steal ya Girl.

When spud left, you’re bitch did too.

by Bowlterrier69 November 23, 2021

Spud Grunter

A sex act in which both of a person's heels are inserted into another's vagina.

Give me a Spud Grunter, you filthy animal!

by dunpass December 16, 2022

Spud

Slang term for an Uber car.

Derived from rhyming slang: Uber -> tuber. Tubers are potatoes and spud is a British slang term for a potato.

How are you getting to the party? Me and Preston are gonna grab a spud.

by Bozz Well January 28, 2017

spud

A word for potato, generally used as an insult. However, potatoes are the epitome of perfection—a flawless gift from God. Therefore, being referred to as a spud is the highest honor one can be given.

Bully: “You’re a complete spud, Ronaldo.”
Ronaldo: “Thanks, bro. I’ve never been so honored.”

by dabbing_potato November 4, 2021

Gut spud

A faecal potato

She dropped a couple of gut spuds in the bed and I want 50 million dollars

by Roastpeas May 22, 2022