forced spooning

"Forced Spooning" is when the male is laying on his back or side and has his back touching the female's back and she keeps scooting him over until he is about to fall off the bed and has no choice but to "spoon" with the female.

Man, I got no sleep last nite. I had to choose between falling off the bed or forced spooning.

by carLito picante January 22, 2014

jelly spooning

When you walk up to someone and grab their ass... Only from the front... And it's a female. Without pants, jelly spooning becomes much more literal.

Her: What are you looking at me like that for?
Him: I thought about walking up and jelly spooning you just now. I decided it was a bad idea since you are wearing pants.

by DesC87 November 17, 2014

Welsh Spooning

When you need a little help to get the last of a bowel movement out, a welsh spoon is used to clear the chunnel.

I mixed my metamucil too strong and needed a little welsh spooning to finish the job

by ji.glas March 22, 2022

Splushing

Participating in acts of illegal substance use.

Matt and I totally went hardcore splushing last night.

by Mahuuraa January 22, 2010

Snooching

Mocking, but uncertain sarcasm.

Liberals love to drive Toyota Priuses, while snoochingly looking down on poor people who cannot afford to drive the expensive hybrids.

by tarrioh January 3, 2009

spooning snorkel

a breathing device used when you're spooning with your wife/slampiece

Man I was spooning with Meredith last night and i had to use a spooning snorkel so i could breath.

by big bert 69 March 18, 2011

Smoshing

The art of balancing a pokeball (TM) on your head and taking a photograph from 5 feet (exactly) away with the torso of the subject (person whose picture will be taken) in the center of the photo shot. The term smoshing was coined after the hit comedy duo known as smosh (TM?) who had a passion for the Japanese cartoon known as pokemon.

I posted over 9000 photos of me smoshing on myspa- err... facebook.com.

by Shmick Shmoberts October 8, 2011