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Spongebob Shoes

A general term for ugly black shoes, usually curving up at the tip and making a squeaking sound when walking. Mostly worn by the nerdy kid at school or overweight teacher. A prime example would be old school New balance, and if you want to take the aesthetic further, add some white striped tube socks.
Them- “Hey, remember those old black shoes you mom used to make you wear in elementary school?”

Me- Uggh yes! Those ugly spongebob shoes!
by Yisrael Majority August 21, 2021
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The Spongebob Effect

The Spongebob Effect is a piece of music and/or picture that gives an unsettling, surreal feeling.
Guy 1: Watching a show and it ends
Guy 2: That has The Spongebob Effect
by splatoonguy May 23, 2022
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Spongebob video

when a man takes copious amounts of drugs and cuts his pennis in half on video with a large knife in the video you can hear the mans penis being absolutley demolished against the wood counter
by dickmaster42069 January 10, 2022
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Spongebob mentality

Referring to someone who thinks having a fast-food or retail job will be somewhat or very enjoyable, when it really isn't.
"My friend just said he wants to work at mcdonalds, I think he has some spongebob mentality"
by Aloomanum2 February 18, 2021
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Spongebob Squarepants

Stoner: Hey man, let's go watch Spongebob Squarepants!!
Sober: Why? that is a kids show!
Stoner: Shut the fuck up, He is yellow and I like that
Sober: Wut
by Patrick pentagon January 3, 2009
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Spongebob Squarepants

Although a good cartoon, it is more overrated than anything. The weirdest thing of all is that now pro-fag unions are using him as a symbol. Fags are so desperate anymore.
What everyone says:
"OMGOMG SPONGEBOB IS TEH BESTEST CARTON IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!111!!!"
by Dave November 13, 2006
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Spongebob Squarepants

1. This be a Crabby Patty eatin' sea beastie who be like a sponge in his ways.
2. Sandy Squirrel lubber that be livin' in a pineapple.
Arg, there be Spongebob Squarepants, that absorbant barnacle!
by Cap'n Bob November 13, 2003
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