Splooge Sack

A small purse sized bag, often made of canvas or cotton, used to collect cum for later use. Typically kept refrigerated in an effort to maintain the freshness and quality of the sack batter within the bag.

Josh: Bro my splooge sack ripped while I was stroking the salmon into it and now there’s cum all over my floor!
Mike: Oh that’s ransid bro, that’s why I always double bag my splooge sacks so that my koom remains safe and spill free.

by ThiccMole.ad773 September 19, 2021

splooge

The act of fucking a watermelon

"Yo, I totally splooged that melon, dude."

by Poojsplooge October 28, 2021

Splooge

White, gooey fluid that is ejected from the penis.

Her: ayo, wanna fornicate?
Him: Sorry, no. I just splooged 5 minutes ago, I can’t. :(“

by Abyss_VIII November 4, 2021

Splooge

Another vulgar term associated with semen, similar to that of, cum, baby batter, love juice, etc. It is commonly used by simple minded sex bots with no other way of explaining what is happening.

"Oh baby, I'm gonna- gonna- splooge in your pussy!"

by Bum-tickler March 14, 2022

splooge

a sound effect that mason makes

masons employer: " sir it says here on your resume you can make the splooge noise? can you elaborate?"
mason:*splooge*

by b2finness July 6, 2022

Splooge

To bust a major nut

Jimmy splooged all over his wife. He must’ve really needed to bust his nut

by Sullivan6661 July 17, 2022

Splooge looge cantena

Home to town whore. Men frequent this home after hours and bars closing. Proprietor takes payment in cash or meth. Services offered are anal, pissing, blowjobs and pot pies.

Fuck dude think ill cash my check, get high, and head to see Amy at the old Splooge Looge Cantena.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 17, 2023