Splitmeat specialists

A man who is completely knowledgeable about the female vagina he knows more about than she does a splitmeat specialist is usually the man your wife is cheating on you with or your gf or side chick he can make your wife cum on command and this is why she is a addict to him

Omg Teresa I met this guy Nathan and girl he is a splitmeat specialists he made me cum all kinds of way he had a huge cock and I am gonna divorce my husband and give him all my money and he doesn’t have to do anything or work I will he just has to fuck me !!!

by The cocksman nate the great July 30, 2018

Splitty shitty

When a fat bitch is twerkig in you and shits but her thong cuts it in half and the two shits land on each one of your legs

Oh yeah, she gave me a splitty shitty last night!

by Shithead (Shith-eed) November 9, 2018

Split nigga

A crazy nigga thats like the nigga from the M. night shaymalan movie split

A split nigga says shit like "would you like a pb&J"
A split nigga says shit like "I cant hold onto the light"
A split nigga talks about the horde in his head

by Urban soul47 January 25, 2019

Split Brain Operation

The act of coordinating and receiving oral sex from two separate partners.

Person 1: Hey man you down to hang later today?

Person 2: Nah man, Imma be preforming a split brain operation tonight.

by Wellmemedm8 October 9, 2019

Split skin

Another word for a woman’s vagina

You are such a split skin!!!

by The two 11 yr old boys April 11, 2021

Split The Pipes

When you send that soccer ball into the back of the box with authority!

Holy Cow...Katie is only a freshman and yet she just split the pipes!!!

by The real Johnny S August 18, 2022

split infinity

The naked female partner assumes a resting horizontal position on a bed or similar comfortable surface (NB not a beach). She may be face down or face up. On the request of her male partner, she opens her legs to the fullest extent possible, exposing her intimate areas, folds and orifices to his gaze, inspection and physical touch. With commitment and the assistance of a physiotherapist it may be possible to gradually extend the legs to a maximum degree, but care should be taken not to damage the hips or femur.

“So why did you give me 6 sessions with a physiotherapist, a torch, and a magnifying glass for my birthday Frank?”

“I wanted to loosen your hips up so that you can increase your split infinity and I can get a better view babe! Hand me the magnifier and the torch before we reach the sun deck.”

by Fiona BR December 23, 2022