Spitting Cloud

When a man or woman stands on a balcony and ejaculates over the edge onto an unsuspecting pedestrian walking underneath. The victim usually thinks it's starting to rain or a bird shat on them.

Michael was horny as fuck, so he did a spitting cloud on Jordan as she walked past his apartment complex.

Jordan: "Wo I think a bird shat on me!"
Wendy: "haha Looks like you copped a spitting cloud...wait...yep tastes like semen!"
Jordan: "god damn it, bet it was my brother Michael again".

by Stella Bronx September 30, 2014

spit bros

Two people that hook up with the same person

max: i hooked up with lucia last week her ass and tits are so nice

alex: i know right i hooked up with her last night
max: dude we’re spit bros
alex: yeah man

by tabyis April 3, 2018

giggle-spit

Giggle-spit means when you laugh so hard you spit out your drink or saliva

Gill told me the funniest story and made me giggle-spit my drink all over my dashboard!

by Barbiew September 28, 2017

shitty spits

When you leave remains of discharge(shit)on your underwear.

Everyone notice that I had shitty spits on my ass in the school locker room.

by John-Michael Fernandez July 27, 2006

Spitting Cricket

A master masturbatèur can choose the handless method and tuck his dick between his legs and rub them together rapidly like a cricket until he splooges on his thighs.

Keeping his hands on 10 & 2 Jason W. chooses safety and gets off while driving by performing the spitting cricket.

by Jizzimy Cricket June 28, 2019

Courtesy to Spit

When a woman doesn’t have the audacity to spit and not give a dry hand job.

Gavin Dobson got a dry hand job and it sucked because she didn’t even have the courtesy to spit on it.

by Penisstiffyuh February 11, 2019

Goblin Spit

The white substance that forms at the side of the mouth, mostly forms when using drugs.

"Wipe your mouth you've got goblin spit, it's bait."

by wheey34 October 31, 2015