Spam Blocker

Spam Blocker - The name given to any small rodent used in the art of bum love

"I can't seem to shake my Spam Blocker out"

"I completely forgot to remove my Spam Blocker and it just fell out in the toilet"

"I think i'm going to need a bigger tube for my Spam Blocker"

“My boyfriend borrowed my Spam Blocker last night and nearly suffocated the poor thing”

by Curtis aka The Prodigal Son February 9, 2010

body spam

to give/recieve unwanted physical contact

Martyn keeps body spamming me

by Dorkson July 4, 2005

spam fucked

The situation of a computer or internet account that is extremely overloaded, slowed, and/or disorganized, especially common among computer accounts of children and the elderly.

I tried checking my email on his computer, but it was spam fucked out the ass.

by Flaming0 April 8, 2010

scam spam

Unsolicited spam email that asks for personal information such as social security number, credit card numbers, account passwords, and the like in order to scam the recipient.
(See also spam scam.)

A HotMail account is just a magnet for all kinds of scam spam.

by Loadmaster May 2, 2005

spam vision

A state of hypnotic subconsciousness that your mind enters when you open your Junk E-mail folder to delete accumulated spam and junk e-mails and you don’t take the time to ensure all e-mails are indeed spam and/or junk. This condition can produce severe and tragic consequences.

Last week at work, Mary’s spam vision caused her to delete an e-mail in her junk e-mail folder that requested immediate confirmation of her company’s interest in bidding on a large government contract.

by DanSir51 March 13, 2009

UD Spam

the spam definitions that take up 80% of urban dictionary’s submitted definitions.

often submitted by 13 year olds in hopes that their crush will look up their name on ud, fall madly in love w/ them, realizing that Lohgan actually is the strongest and best most sex having 8th header to ever be homeschooled.

alternatively submitted by 12 year olds throwing a tantrums in hopes of warning the internet to steer clear of Jaymee from Pedford Prep will steal their s/i’d and cheat on their exams bc she’s so fake.

YOU: why am being prompted to vote on this UD spam. i want to see something interesting and new.

by idtst April 11, 2020

Bow Spamming

When a Minecraft player shoots their bow and arrow quickly in succession in order to drain another player's health and confidence.

I like bow spamming because it feels good on the ass.

by Sarwoh May 27, 2020