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Safetypull

The act of pulling money literally out of your ass, to use for the sole purpose of paying for birth control. So you can have sex with another person, with no protection, and not worry about getting pregnant outside of that 1% of the time.
It is okay, back in November, I was able to safetypull, so we are good for boning tonight
by Jay Jay E September 13, 2010
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safenated

When something becomes less fun due to it being made safer.
This playground was much better before it was safenated.

That hydroslide has been safenated
by chumparoo December 21, 2010
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safe tab

A tab you keep open in your internet browser to quickly switch to so those around you don't know what you're really doing. Most used when looking up porn while family members are home, or for when you're goofing off at work.
I didn't want my mom to walk in and see me looking up porn, so I kept a safe tab open just in case.
by Jagans April 28, 2011
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Safety nap

Taking a nap while everyone else is working, in the interest of health and safety. Especially relevant to tugboat captains.
Jay:"Where is Doug?"
Tim:" Oh, he is taking a safety nap!"
Jay:" does he know we are loading a barge?"
Tim: "he knows!"
by Arms1 August 19, 2013
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Safety Water

Bottled water used to put out a safety torch caused fire.
Tim Tim burned his house down with the safety torches and now he needs safety water to put it out.
by TheReal1 December 8, 2013
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safety-shart

When one is 90% sure they are going to fart but there is an outside chance they may shart, so just to be safe they seek out the nearest toilet.
If you'll excuse a moment, I have to go make a safety-shart. I don't want a repeat of what happened last week when I shat my britches.
by m.c. phatback July 8, 2014
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Safety Wipe

The act of wiping ones arse independent of having defecated. Wiping is done for safety upon suspicion of having anal leakage; usually due to sharting (see shart), excessive sweating, gophering (which has since retracted), or any combination thereof.
"I just sharted and need to take a safety wipe right away."
by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014
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