The act of pulling money literally out of your ass, to use for the sole purpose of paying for birth control. So you can have sex with another person, with no protection, and not worry about getting pregnant outside of that 1% of the time.
by Jay Jay E September 13, 2010
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A tab you keep open in your internet browser to quickly switch to so those around you don't know what you're really doing. Most used when looking up porn while family members are home, or for when you're goofing off at work.
by Jagans April 28, 2011
Get the safe tab mug.Taking a nap while everyone else is working, in the interest of health and safety. Especially relevant to tugboat captains.
Jay:"Where is Doug?"
Tim:" Oh, he is taking a safety nap!"
Jay:" does he know we are loading a barge?"
Tim: "he knows!"
Tim:" Oh, he is taking a safety nap!"
Jay:" does he know we are loading a barge?"
Tim: "he knows!"
by Arms1 August 19, 2013
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Get the Safety Water mug.When one is 90% sure they are going to fart but there is an outside chance they may shart, so just to be safe they seek out the nearest toilet.
If you'll excuse a moment, I have to go make a safety-shart. I don't want a repeat of what happened last week when I shat my britches.
by m.c. phatback July 8, 2014
Get the safety-shart mug.The act of wiping ones arse independent of having defecated. Wiping is done for safety upon suspicion of having anal leakage; usually due to sharting (see shart), excessive sweating, gophering (which has since retracted), or any combination thereof.
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