Sour Dick

When a male genitalia penetrates the anal cavity to such an extent inwhich it passes through the hydrochloric acid contained within the stomach which then reaches to the oral orifice of the receiver such that the reciever is able to taste the "sour dick"

Ex 1- Doug knew he had only seconds to live when he could taste the "sour dick"

Ex 2- Tyrone surely rustled Maria's jimmies when he whispered in her ear "I'm gonna lay the 'sour dick' upon your tight ass" *Maria's funeral was held 2 days later*

by Cap'n Ric the Dic January 14, 2017

Sour Monkey

When you let body fluids ferment over several years. Then force some random suspect to drink it.

This weekend do you want to sour monkey a hobo?

by that Mitch tho June 5, 2021

sour puss

The act of urine soaking a skanky bitch’s hairy hatchet wound

See mellow yellow.

Your mom is a nasty bitch, so I gave her a sour puss. Then I beat the fuck out of her.

by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 26, 2004

sour skittle

A girl with a nasty sour clit , associated with nasty hoes

Damn Chris just told us about cheyna's sour skittle

by agnqurpbg November 7, 2018

sour wimp

Someone unable to eat sour sweets, without being a little bitch, and wincing.

"OMFG eat those cola bottles your sour wimp pussy"

by Hannah May 13, 2005

sour pants

sour pants can be ysed on two ways, one rude and one nice, in slang sour means cool, nice, awesome, or sweet and pants means, well pants can be used as anything, or sour can also mean gross, ugly, strange, or stupid so it also could be used to insult or belittle

(good)That roller coaster was so sour pants.
(bad)Your dad can be so sour pants sometimes.

by jay sircussock May 10, 2002

Sour Cock

One who is really annoying and is referred to, by everyone, as an asshole.

Shut up, sour cock.

by xXACBXxxXForeverXx December 25, 2010