The act of taking an old cum rag and shaking all the dried up, flaky cum onto a piece of paper. The paper is then folded in half and used to funnel the cum flakes ("snow" flakes) into someone's mouth.
I was going to throw out the sock I've kept under my mattress for the last year, but before I did I gave my girl The Oklahoma City Snowflake. She loved it!
by AttackOfTheYeast February 22, 2017
Get the oklahoma city snowflake mug.A typical "true believer" supporter in Donald Trump. Difficulty grasping basic political mechanisms; mistakes anger for "passion" and opinions for "facts"; conflates economics with employment; experiences acute denial or child-like rage at the mere mention that humanity is negatively affecting the environment; mostly though, confuses their own racism, sexism, homophobia, xenophobia, love of war/guns, and tiny (or impotent) penises with "patriotism."
(Bonus slowflake points for panicked "lock her up" responses to legitimate criticisms of the Trump administration's bone-headed policies or actions.)
(Bonus slowflake points for panicked "lock her up" responses to legitimate criticisms of the Trump administration's bone-headed policies or actions.)
Person 1: "Someone should tell Mark that he'll never get laid. Women see right through him, and no matter how much hand-over-fist Extenz he pounds, an asshole's still an asshole."
Person 2: "Poor little slowflake."
Person 2: "Poor little slowflake."
by Ghosted Mozart October 13, 2018
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A special snowflake is someone who thinks they're entitled to special treatment because of their feels rather than suffer any logical accountability. A clear indication of said feels and lack of accountability is when a special snowflake experiences the first of the 7 stages of grief over their diagnosis with Special Snowflake Syndrome. The wounded creature can then be seen angrily typing on Urban dictionary to define the term itself into literally Hitler using Illuminati confirmed level leaps of logic, no doubt munching on Doritos as well.
Shakespeare named Special Snowflake: I'm dumb? That's something only Hitler would say. nom nom
Reader: is your name compensating for something?
Shakespeare named Special Snowflake: Wait! Let me tell you about these triangular chips!
Reader: is your name compensating for something?
Shakespeare named Special Snowflake: Wait! Let me tell you about these triangular chips!
by Toilet896 March 9, 2017
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Get the Snowflake mug.A mentally challenged liberal. A special snowflake is typically not capable of partaking in political discourse, but many retain their rights to do so.
by YevgenyDragunov May 28, 2018
Get the Special Snowflake mug.When a person stops themselves from swallowing. Usually when they are being confronted by another person more powerful than them.
John was brought in for questioning he tried not to swallow but the detectives knew he had a mouth full of snowflakes.
by Kenneth H. November 13, 2005
Get the mouth full of snowflakes mug.A term commonly used to describe a feminist, social justice warrior, or entitled woman/man using the definition of rape incorrectly (by using it loosely). Ususlly directed towards people who claim they have been raped after ordinary events take place, such as someone staring at them.
by Heehorn May 5, 2019
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