Snark Attack

The act of ejaculating in ones pants while on top of a snarky woman.

Oops, I just had a snark attack. Do you have a tissue?

by Choir Boy is Dead November 9, 2009

snarky

the first time i ever saw snark or snarky was in recaps on televisionwithoutpity.com
whether it's a real word or not...sometimes it's the perfect word for certain people, situations.

Barack Obama is divine in his ability to rise above Hillary Clinton's snarky criticisms.

by wheelo08 March 31, 2008

Snarky Six

Only the coolest group around, consisting of six girls. This group originated in Coos Bay, Oregon and is the closest group of friends you will find. They enjoy chillin', dancin', YouTubin', pretty much anything. They can usually be found hanging out with the Gruesome Twosome. Watch out though, apparently they are the bitchiest, snobbiest, stuck-up gals around, don't even ask to be in their group...they'll kill you.

"Dood, those snarkies are sooo fucking hXc."

"Whoa! Are you talking about the Snarky Six!?!? Careful man, don't talk to them, they'll tear you apart."

by flybitchnigga October 8, 2008

snackdave

A Canadian slang word for a person who plays a five string electric bass guitar.

Wow! That guy is a great snackdave!

by Snackdave January 25, 2009

dry snark

Unlike a wet snark, a dry snark does not usually make reference to bodily functions.

A dry snark might say: Expect everyone in Washington to go crazy over a bogus terrorist plot. (Compare to "wet snark": Expect everyone in Washington to lose bowel control over a bogus terrorist plot).

by CycloCynic January 4, 2009

snark

the hump-like space between one's balls and anus

"I try to keep myself well-groomed, but it's really hard to shave a snark!"

by R&B January 6, 2006

Snarking

Verb, putting snotty spit on something.

Quit snarking on my notebook!

by Amy Jennings December 2, 2004