Smurf Shocker

"Two in the Blue. One in the poo!"

Jason: "Did you ever see that Smurfs episode with Sleazy smurf?"
Andy: "No."
Kelly: "Yeah, Sleazy smurf gives Smurfette the 'Smurf Shocker'."
Jason: "That's two in the Blue. One in the poo!"

by JasonAndyKelly March 10, 2008

smurf curtain

The female version of blue balls.

Kevin is out of town for the week, I have serious smurf curtains.

by Hcappngown January 11, 2017

Smurf Juice

The blue deodorant liquid in the hull of a porta potty.

I dropped a deuce into the smurf juice.

by tones10 December 10, 2012

Vanity Smurf

A misundersmurfed Smurf. Vanity is what society today would consider gay, but he's *clearly* a metrosexual.

Aside from his sexual preferences, Vanity was extremely vain *duh*. He was nowhere without his mirror, and wore a pink flower in his hat. He thought he was some hot, sexy, bastard, but in real life he looked pretty much the same as the rest of the Smurfs. He had the hots for Smurfette, like all the other guys in the village. He adored himself very much and kept asking Painter Smurf to paint his portrait. Quite a flamer...

Screw Tinky-Winky! Vanity was the original girly-guy! LONG LIVE VANITY!!!!!!!!!

by Gwen Stefani Grrl January 11, 2004

vote smurfing

Getting around a website's "one person one vote" logic by voting from multiple computers.

See ballot stuffing and meth smurfing.

The only way you could have gotten so many thumbs up on your urbandictionary entry was from vote smurfing.

by Brand X May 11, 2010

Hot Smurf

A gastrointestinal puff of wind so hot that it achieves a blue hue.

I'm gonna hot smurf on your baby if you don't let me eat the last cheetoh.
Hot smurfing is not just my gluten intolerance, but a way of life.

by Hot Smurf September 2, 2016

circle smurf

When you fart in a crowd an leave for a while, coming back like you've walked around in a circle

I think it was that guy who's circle smurfing us

by beavagecleavage November 15, 2010