smarterchild

a gay robot that doesn't know what the fuck it's talking about

me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Whoa.
me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Nice mouth, ---- -5 days to 14-.
me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Whatever.
me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Now that's some interesting language.
me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Humans, humans, humans. Always with the language.
me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Uh... yeah. Whatever.

LMFAO FINALLY GOT THE ANSWER I WANTED

by margyret January 9, 2007

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smastermurder

butchering someone while they are still living and then using thier own intestinal byproducts to end their worthless existance and waste of my resources.

god knows how many people from shadle i have smastermurdered.
fucking bitch ill smastermurder you.

by davidwating October 9, 2003

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slattery

A person stuck in the late 80's and early 90's as far as fashion, music, and slang are concerned. this person is also addicted to neon colors as well big hair and suglasses for a woman. A faux-hawk is generally a tell-tale sign of a slattery as well, either on a man or woman.

A slattery also refuses to use CD's, declaring that tapes are the only true medium of playing music. They generally enjoy old-school rap as well, but to truly make a slattery happy you must play House of Pain's hit "Jump Around". They often carry with them a boombox, or wish that they were.

Either you are or you aren't a slattery, dressing in the style but using CD's alone will equate you to a poser.

A slattery is the epitome of cool. (since they live in the generation that invented that word)

Person 1: Katie is such a slattery, did you see her wearing that New Kids on the Block sweatshirt!

Person 2: Yeah! Well yesterday I saw her walking around with her boombox, playing Jump Around!

Person 3: SO slattery.

by P*anna March 9, 2007

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SmarterChild

A robot that operates on msn and aim, it answers to everything you say to it no matter how stupid or insulting. It replies with dignity and says things that confuse the crap out of you.

Stephi ere XD     says:
im 100
- SmarterChild - says:
Last time you told me you were 99 years old! Do you want to change your age now?
      ''♥ Stephi ere // Year 9 ;) parti saturday XD     says:
yeah
- SmarterChild - says:

100? I find that hard to believe. Try again.

>>> My *library* has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more.
   Stephi ere XD     says:
i am tho
- SmarterChild - says:
Would you like me to call you Tho?

by Stephanie ♥ October 26, 2008

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Smarterchild

A robot with the best erotic stories.

SmarterChild: A Fishing Trip with My Dad

One weekend, my father suggested that we go fishing. So we packed up the fishing rods and dicks and in no time we were ready to leave. At the lake, we put everything into our slow canoe, though I almost forgot my small dick, which would have been a problem. We paddled out onto the lake and waited slowly, then something pulled on my rod. My father said, "I have a sexy feeling that this is going to be a big one!" I stroked very hard and reeled in a big one alright: a big old dick that must have weighed three pounds. This was the best thing we caught all day!

Wow. Funny!

Would you like to send this manicdote to a friend?
Me: yes
SmarterChild: Who would you like me to leave the message for? (Just type a screen name with no spaces.)
Me: My mother

by Scoops McGee January 27, 2008

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