Smarted

When thou is both smart and retarded.

Kalli was smarted when she ran into a door

by Newwordeveryidea December 18, 2018

smartyest

Super duper uper smarter than you

“I’m smarter” “ no I’m smartyest”

by Be the best you can be April 27, 2019

Smarted

Smiling and Farting

“I RKO’d my friend then smarted”

by OGDURT May 29, 2019

Smarter mcsmarterson

Smarter mcsmarterson is somebody who thinks there smart but they are actually kinda dumb

Madison asked for an answer to a question and she said she was smart so they called her smarter mcsmarterson

by Dad loves pickles June 7, 2020

Smartester

when yu smart boi and gud grammer and speling.

I ees the smartester pursun!

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 15, 2020

smartie pants

n. Delicious but fragile trousers. Good for hikers and snackers.

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I wish there were more smartie pants in the closet at the chess club.

Oh, it’s pretty crowded in there already.

by gnostic3 October 6, 2020

smarter than the average bare

Refers to a nudist-camp member who possesses more brains than most of his fellow in-the-buff neighbors.

I wanted to have sex with an attractive chick whom I saw sunning herself "au naturale" and therefore presumably ultra-comfy with casual intimacy, but she turned out to be significantly smarter than the average bare in that although she was indeed "willing", she insisted that I use condoms.

by QuacksO May 20, 2021