smart ass

n. A condition whereby the desire to defecate is directly proportional to the distance one is from their home. The usual explanation is pyschologial repression of bowel movements when one is out.

Not to be confused with smartass.

I was fine all night, but just as I pulled into my driveway, I had the overwhelming urge to drop the kids off at the pool.

by keyshaw February 7, 2005

smart casual

attaire that can be worn to an art opening or to a sports bar.

Q: How should i dress for this event tonight?
A: I don't know, how about smart casual.

by Rachel Ernst February 21, 2006

Smart Smart Smit

Art Art Smit's brother; not as well-to-do, but tries to claim he is smarter because he is older.

See also Snart Snart Smit.

"There's Art Art Smit and Smart Smart Smit, maybe you can be Snart Snart Smit!"

by looch May 11, 2003

Smart balls

A kinky sex toy, that is inserted in the ass or the vaginal area.

yo chris can I borrow some smart balls I goig to have an erotic night with my girlfriends sister

by yo momma hoeeeeee March 5, 2009

Smart Nazi

A modern Nazi that agrees with Hitler in killing gay individuals, just not the other victims. Also see KKK

Some white guy: KILL THE GAYS
Me: Damn that’s a smart Nazi

by John McCaffity May 8, 2019

smart parts

paintball manufacturer, makes some of the best markers out at the moment such as Impulse, Shocker and the Ion.

ur marker dont compare to my impy

by Jayrider April 25, 2005

smart bitch

A Bitch who is smart

"Who is that?" "A smart bitch."

by Kaitlynxnicole13 August 3, 2015