slippery tube dude

A hard corn on the cob drizzled with grease, long hands, and an overactive digestive system.

That slippery tube dude's got me cucked!

by cuckzzzruss May 22, 2018

Slippery dick

When you fell down the rabbit hole again with a good dick who’s a fuckboy.

Don’t date him again. It’s a slippery dick.

by AgentSunshine September 30, 2018

SlipperyT

a person who makes hot block porn, people think that he is a girl because of the profile picture he uses even though he is a guy who likes animating block porn

person 1: yoo i have been waiting for the new animation for a really long time, i believe that she's making a big one I'm so excited to see it!
person 2: same bro, wait did you call slipperyT a she? its a he!

by みよし December 13, 2020

Slippery Geico

Its the slippery gecko, you shove your partner against the shower wall while kissing them, but when you quickly try to put ur penis in their anus you say to them "15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance with geico"

Man 1: "i gave my girlfriend the slippery geico the other day, she wasnt too happy about it because she uses progressive car insurance"
Man 2: "did you tell her exacly HOW much she could be saving with geico?"
Man 1: "of course i did, she climbed up the wall screaming halfway through me saying it"

by HIV fries April 1, 2021

slippery salamander

Using harley grease as lube for a rough night with a hairy biker.

when a boy by the name of michael takes harley grease and applies it to his salamander (penis) and proceeds to stick it in hells angels sweaty/hairy asshole, he is performing the slippery salamander.

by mikeshithole August 5, 2007

Slippery Fish

(noun)-a move used during the act of intercourse;
(verb)- to urinate inside a womans vagina when her vaginal walls are no longer lubricated.

(sentence)- So i was goin to pound town on this trick and i had to give her a slippery fish cuz ole' girl dried up like a desert.

by Algoshnazz March 27, 2009

slippery doo da

a slippery doo da is when you fuck a girl hard in the ass then you eat all her hair on her scalpe until she is bald then you let her shit on your eye lids as you blink her shit gets into your eyes. then she makes out with you while you both have her shit in your moufs. It is also known to be done with dogs,cats,mouse any small woodland animal would work nice. and if you really want to get down you can use a elephant. some people like to kick it up a notch and get knives and cut open there partners insides and have sex with there internal intestines

holy shit bakla gave me the best slippery doo da last night my ass is still bleeding.

by mike March 11, 2004