Smuggling Diamonds

The practise of sleeping with wealthy older women, but only up the poo pipe.

Alex: "Did you hear what Nicolai got up to last night?"

Alco: "He's not been smuggling diamonds again has he?"

Alex: "How do you know?"

Alco: "This is Nicolai we're talking about!"

Alex: "He's such a poo stabber!"

by Incey July 29, 2007

Slugging

Performing a despicable act.

The world despicable is generally understood to mean that which "society" would deem despicable. It can therefore be seen as comendable and despicable act from the user's point of view.

P1: What are you up tonight?
P2: Probably going to go slugging, I heard MRS.A's bf was out of town so I'll shag her and never call her again.
P1: Nice one.

by emJ October 27, 2012

Slinging mud

This is what you do after you finish eating at the local mexi fast food joint and you have a serious emergency.

Uhh! I'm gonna be slinging mud for a week after that meal.

by jonny techmore September 21, 2009

smuggling yo-yo's

another name for a tampon

my girlfriend is smuggling yo-yo's

by delana brewer August 2, 2003

Sighling

Verb:
A combination of smiling and sighing.

Sighling from being pleased with knowing a person with so much in common exists in the world, but is too far away.
A response to being in a lovely yet melancholy moment.

by Matthew Dolinar December 28, 2007

smuggling grapes

When a man is subjected to cold temperatures and his testes shrivel up inside his body like a pre-pubescent boy. It's almost as if he is attempting to purposefully hide his testes from customs.

Man it's so cold out here... My balls are so shriveled, it's like I'm smuggling grapes over here.

by Parcheeeeeseeee February 12, 2014

smiggling

To be doing something in an aimless semi interested manner.

I was just smiggling around in the garden befor work. Or I was smiggling around the shops not buying anything.

by Phil Butt November 6, 2006