Slider

A slider is the act of defecating with the utmost ease. Sit down and it slides right out with no evidence on the first wipe. The best days.

Also knows as the "Porcelain pit stop"

Yo dude, how'd it come out?
Slider, baby!

by ODubya July 12, 2004

spiders

itching in the pubic hair region.

i've got an attack of spiders here, fetch my scratching stick

by freshco May 1, 2005

seattle slider

when your girlfriend releases her coffee enema onto your chest and proceeds to grind herself in it. seattle's variation of the cleveland steamer.

Sally surprised Jimmy with a Seattle Slider the other day when she was straddling his face.

by havno February 14, 2006

slider

When a man shits on a girls leg and then slides up and down on it

Erin had to take a shower after Richie pulled a slider on her

by Richie Bogdanski is gay November 7, 2006

Crotch Spiders

Often found in McDonalds hamburgers.

Jerome: Shit, dude! I just found a set of crotch spiders in my burger!
Alan: That's nasty shit, man.
Pumba: Mhm.

by Jemima Hootensnancle January 5, 2009

spidersex

The act of sex with a spider. Comes from the word 'spider' and the word 'sex'.

'On the way to the park i stopped to have some spidersex'

by Sam March 12, 2005

crotch spiders

Tiny little dingleberrys that come from the pubic region and also from furry butts.
commonly occurs when males run without wearing boxers.

I tell my boyfriend all the time to stop putting crotch spiders on the wall in the shower. But he doesnt listen.

by kikidee05 February 6, 2008