Skeeter Valentine 

1. The best friend of Doug Funny on the popular kids cartoon.

2. When a man jizzes all over his girlfriend's chocolates and roses before presenting them to her on Valentine's Day.

Who the hell has the name "Doug Funny" and a best friend named "Skeeter Valentine"?

Jill: "So what did Dave get you for Valentine's day?!"
Karen: "Well, you know he's quite the charmer. He gave me a classic Skeeter Valentine."

Skeeter Valentine by alexander devlin September 27, 2009

skeetbang 

Originated in Frisco, TX, A suburb of Dallas.

A typical easy lay. A girl who is easy to bang; or a girl you want to bang and skeet on without putting too much work into it.

Lets go round up some skeetbangs, and run a train.

skeetbang by Piepenbrok March 26, 2008

beat the sheets 

to have sex with someone in a bed

Hey sugar, you are looking hot, why don't you and I get out of here and go beat the sheets?

beat the sheets by Mark C from da D December 11, 2005

Yeeting and skeeting 

Cumming while you are riding a skateboard while doing an Ollie around 10 other naked dudes in a public park. You must nut on one of the dudes. You then have to carry the man you came on on top of your shoulders around the whole park.

Dang look at those guys Yeeting and Skeeting

Yeeting and skeeting by The yeet skeet master November 27, 2018

skeet 

To shoot your man juice up on ur bitch.

Bob skeeted all over Sally's face.

skeet by Alan March 10, 2004

Boom Boom Skeet Skeet 

A term coined by the great lyricist Trick Daddy in his song "Jump on the Dick." It refers to when a man has sexual intercourse with a woman then proceeds to ejaculate in her face or in layman's terms, to fuck a girl and then bust all over her face.

"boom boom skeet skeet goddamn
now grind on it,bitch bounce up and down on it
let him hit it from the back
put a arch in ya back and let him hit it like that"

Boom Boom Skeet Skeet by yadahollar November 10, 2008

Beer Skeet 

A drinking game played with the consumption of several or more beers. When two people have finished their cans of beer, player 1 yells pull, at which point player 2 throws his beer can into the air and player 1 throws his beer can in an attempt to hit it. Score is not usually kept since players try to drink their next beers as quick as possible in order to play another round. The game is best played on a porch or balcony. If glass bottles are used, it’s classified as an extreme sport.

Chris: Drew, finish your beer so we can play beer skeet.
Drew: Alright (Drew chugs 7th beer)!
Chris: PULL!
Drew: (Drew throws beer can in the air off the porch)
Chris: (Throws beer and misses)
Drew: My turn, hand me another beer (he then proceeds to chug)

Beer Skeet by Willy Deez November 27, 2007