Sit on a Dick

v. A sexual position involving a male sitting criss-cross apple sauce, and someone sits on his erected penis.
np. The penis-related equivalent to "go to hell."

1: "Baby, wanna sit on a dick?" he said. He sits criss-crossed, and she says, "Yes please...💋❤️"

by Churros_XD acc2 July 7, 2024

Sit on face

A action where a woman sits on a man’s face. I don’t know what else you want me to say

“Sit on face baby” I can’t add mine cuz

“ok…”

“Ty mommy” like I know what yall love

by Lilhitler January 24, 2025

sit-down solution

Refers to da act of just ploppin' yer weary tush flat on da floor while waiting in line --- da "best of both worlds" advantage of doing so is dat you get to both rest yer weary/achy legs, but don't "give up yer slot" by going to sit in those temptingly-comfy-'n'-cushioned waiting-area chairs which would indeed make for a more-palatable thumbs-twiddling period, but would also oblige you to risk having a subsequent service-seeker "snag yer slot" in da checkout-counter queue.

I hate to be viewed as a "line-jumper" by asking a newly-arrived customer to let me cut into da line in front of him "because that was my spot before you came", so I employ da "sit-down solution" --- or even da LIE-DOWN solution, if either I'm exhausted enough or it looks like I'm "gonna be there a while" --- if da floor is fairly clean; da only problem is dat whenever I finally do decide to "take a load off" after standing motionless for quite a while, "Murphy's Law of sitting down" often kicks in, in dat da previously-stagnant line will almost immediately begin moving forward again. and then I'll hafta hastily perform da "up. periscope!" maneuver just moments after I'd just got comfortably settled on da floor! :P

by QuacksO January 21, 2026

Sit split

Referring to a woman's vagina the sit split her cars whenever a woman sits and her vagina splits open this will happen every time the sitting position is attempted.

Man, did you really take a good look at her though? Her sit split is not no kind of fatty and she ain't no kind of baddie.

by ThatDogg January 28, 2026

SIT ON MY FAAAAAACE!!!!

ALINAAAAAAAAAH!! DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH HER!!!!

Hym "ALINAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! SIT ON MY FAAAAAACE!!!! ALINAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! AAAAAALIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!"

by Hym Iam November 15, 2025

Sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories

Ha! If THAT isn't a Freudian slip I don't know what is!

Hym "Sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories? You're sitting in an air conditioned office and lying about the actual reason behind the drone strikes."

by Hym Iam December 3, 2025

kitty-sit

To mind someone's cat/s while they're away… present tense = kitty-sitting… past tense = cat-sat

Thanks for the invitation to join your yacht cruise to the Caribbean, but I promised I'd kitty-sit for my ex.

by nom de plumb August 10, 2009