simie

big hairy woman that shaves her face, closley related to big foot.

wow if you dont have a shave soon your going to be so simie.

by someone June 6, 2004

Samir

To to describe the faggiest annoyances in the world; A noob or scrub

"Oh man my brother is being such a samir! He told on me for calling him a loser and now I'm grounded."

"That kid is such a samir at this game"

"Quit being a samir and stop crying!"

by Mike Croch December 14, 2008

Samir

a human, of male gender, that resides in a small no name town in jersey. has no friends, a small penis, loose asshole, and likes every guy he sees.

his middle name is flounder, and he likes chocolate cake and gay midget porn.
He's really into track, and thinks hes the best.
His last name is CarBoner

hes really cocky, but only cuz he gets one in his ass on a minutely basis. he has a small brain, and a big mouth.

attempts to flirt with girls to hide that hes gay... fails miserably

Samir Cardona is a flaming horny homosexual pirate

by Whoa man its ME October 18, 2008

Samirah

A girl who thinks she knows is it all, can be nice but once you get to know her, her true colours show. She is very rude and cheeky. She has a bad language and thinks the whole world revolves around her.

(Samirah) has been very naughty

by anonymous May 10, 2017

Siairra

Dingle-berry.

Turd. Siairra's arse.

by iGertrude March 27, 2009

Simi

Honestly she seems nice but lowkey a weird bitch but she is also very creative and kinda a hippy and talks about doing LSD but never does them she also LOYAL AFF ppl say she really joyful but dumb she also lowkey depressed

Ouuuuu Simi your outfit looks really cool like you from the 70s
Thank youuuuu u look cutee too Im gonna go walk around and steal candy from the front desk weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by Mybrotherlookslikedrake November 22, 2019

Simi

Giving some one you don't know a handjob, as soon as you meet them.

Guy 1-'hey what did you do with that girl?'
guy 2- 'i got a Simi.'
Guy 1 - 'niceee'

by Kris Tay April 15, 2010