communist shuffle

two Russians beating each other off while watching a bear ejaculate

i caught my neighbor doing the communist shuffle

by hillary sponge August 27, 2017

Buckle Shuffle

An almost rhythmic dance done by a toilet bowl user who is about to lose control of his or her bowels. This usually happens when one's belt will not come undone at the anticipated rate, and panic sets in, as a bowel movement is immenent.

Whoo, that was close. I almost crapped my pants last night. I barely made it to the bathroom, and was doing the buckle shuffle, right before I blew mud all over the toilet!

by Pepto Alternative November 29, 2011

Bahnson Shuffle

Contorting your body in a manner unknown to mankind and only one person on earth can do this shuffle. etc. Bahnson

I was at a party and saw Bahnson do the Bahnson Shuffle...shit was crazy badass

by bahndiggity January 31, 2009

refrigerator shuffle

the awkward movement of a grossly obese person.

refrigerator shuffle: Imagine two people on either side of a refrigerator. One person holds the appliance in place while the other slides or shuffles their side forward.

by dogwang October 26, 2012

Stiggy Shuffle

A dance that men do to symbolize the smallness of their genitalia

Jenny saw Tom doing the stiggy shuffle, she broke up with him because now she knows he has a small penis.

by zorgslover1996 January 20, 2023

Hershey Shuffle

When you don't have toilet paper in a public restroom and you already dropped a duce. To save your precious pantaloons you waddle to the next stall, ass out, with your pants around your ankles.

Hey Jackie, don't come out here I'm out of paper and doing the Hershey Shuffle.

by Trilerium May 11, 2021

Cellphone Shuffle

The lack of motor skills, balance, and peripheral vision as well as sidewalk weaving displayed by someone walking down a busy street while talking on a cellphone.

This guy in front of me is doing the cellphone shuffle and I can't pass him because he's weaving all over the place.

by MacGruber1 July 8, 2009