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Guy 1: Did you get question 2 on the assignment?
Guy 2: Yea, Shrek Chick helped me
Guy 3: BAHAHA she does look like Shrek!
Guy 2: Yea, Shrek Chick helped me
Guy 3: BAHAHA she does look like Shrek!
by SYNTOX March 18, 2010
I was only nine years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise
>I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
> He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek
>I called him a cunt
> He slaps me and sends me to my room
> I am crying now, because my face hurts
> I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
> I fell something touch me
> It's Shrek
> I am so happy
> he whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"
> He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
> I'm ready
> I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
> He penetrates my butthole
> It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek
> I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
> I push against his force
> I want to please Shrek
> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
> My dad walks in
> Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"
> Shrek leaves through my window
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
"shrek is dreck" my dad says I cry
Its never ogre, I will see Shrek again
>I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise
>I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
> He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek
>I called him a cunt
> He slaps me and sends me to my room
> I am crying now, because my face hurts
> I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
> I fell something touch me
> It's Shrek
> I am so happy
> he whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"
> He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
> I'm ready
> I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
> He penetrates my butthole
> It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek
> I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
> I push against his force
> I want to please Shrek
> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
> My dad walks in
> Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"
> Shrek leaves through my window
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
"shrek is dreck" my dad says I cry
Its never ogre, I will see Shrek again
by rubber ducky, m8 June 17, 2014
Many people have heard the phrase ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life’, but most do not know of its origin due to, unfortunately, being uncultured swines. The phrase originated in 2013 after a short animated video started circulating around the internet. The video describes how a young 9 year old boy found comfort in the Shrek franchise, and due to his profound admiration of Shrek his father suspected that he was a homosexual. His father, who was what you would call a homophobic fuckwit, basically abused him for this, causing the young boy to once again find solace in the mighty Shrek. The unwavering faith showed by the boy causes Shrek to start a sexual relationship with him, where he would often enter his window at night, fuck his ass and proceed to fill him with onion scented ejaculate. This video sends a very strong message that Shrek will protect all of his children (people who possess a strong belief system correlating to the majestic green ogre) and will make sure they never come into harm’s way. He nourishes his believers, therefore showing irrefutable evidence that ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life’.
All of the documentaries can be found on YouTube. If you have not viewed them yet or have friends/acquaintances/enemies who have not seen it, I highly suggest that you show it to them. It is completely family friendly so don’t be afraid to show it to your old, homophobic grandparents tucked away in their tiny little houses.
Remember: ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life’.
All of the documentaries can be found on YouTube. If you have not viewed them yet or have friends/acquaintances/enemies who have not seen it, I highly suggest that you show it to them. It is completely family friendly so don’t be afraid to show it to your old, homophobic grandparents tucked away in their tiny little houses.
Remember: ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life’.
Person 1: “Last night I got my anus destroyed by Shrek’s massive penis.”
Person 2: “I want to be fucked by that sexy green ogre too! How do I get him to do 69 with me?”
Person 1: “Each night, chant ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life,” and pray that he’ll stick his fat dick in your asshole. It will happen, my child. Just be patient.”
Person 2: “I want to be fucked by that sexy green ogre too! How do I get him to do 69 with me?”
Person 1: “Each night, chant ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life,” and pray that he’ll stick his fat dick in your asshole. It will happen, my child. Just be patient.”
by Shrek’s Little Slut May 02, 2022