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wow speech

An euphemism which occurs if a woman is putting a guy in the friendzone, with other words this means that she doesn’t want to have neither relationship nor an intercourse with a man, but instead of telling him, the insulting and degrading “let s just be friends” she is using as an excuse, that in case of a relationship she is looking for the “wow” feeling that she unfortunately doesn’t seem to have with that certain guy, even though he is a very nice person.
Santos: You look so fabulous in the moonlight! Do you think we can move on,and spend this night together ? I have some champagne and strawberries in my fridge!

Lorena: I am really sorry, honestly,I like you you a lot,but I didn’t get the “wow feeling” and that is what I am looking for when I start a relationship with someone!
Santos: hmm..seems, that you have given me a wow speech..
by Lolita67 October 16, 2012
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Danny Speech

A form of vocal expression that is primarily comprised of a mixture of Ebonics, Southern Accents, and "gangsta speech".
John then exhibited his finest example of Danny Speech, which immediately frightened his friends and scared his family all the way to Nicaragua.
by DanBoy901742 February 1, 2014
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Haidt-speech

A lot of sophisticated sounding words covering a flawed, irrational framework.

a particular variety of "begging the question" in which the very things the author criticizes, he also uses to support his own position.

Derived from Social Psychologist/Philosopher John Haidt's attacking arguments against Sam Harris, over Harris' $10,000 challenge for someone to provide a written argument compelling enough to change Harris' mind re: the central premise in the book, "The Moral Landscape."

Exemplified in this article: www.thisviewoflife.com/index.php/magazine/articles/why-sam-harris-is-unlikely-to-change-his-mind10

Haidt writes early on:

" Nobody has yet found a way to “debias” people—to train people to look for evidence on the other side—once emotions or self-interest are activated."
"Saying human reason is a failure in battling emotions... except when it isn't... is pure Haidt-speech."

Yet later, provides a direct counter example:

"This is why science works so well. Scientists suffer from the confirmation bias like everybody else, but the genius of science as an institution is that it incentivizes scientists to disconfirm each others’ ideas, and it creates a community within which a reasoned consensus eventually emerges."
by BeyondBelief February 11, 2014
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e speech syndrome

when a person only speaks in a high tone that sounds like the key E. often associated with teens and young adults.
Hey bro
What?
I have something to tell you.
You have e speech syndrome again?
ARE YOU FUCKING PSYCHIC????!!!!
by angrymill_mass May 28, 2016
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Drunk speech

Its when you get drunk and it sounds like you haven't slept since you were 2...
Friend: D-DONN'T WORRY I GOOT THISS..
me: welp, talk about drunk speech... (walks away)
by Kitten_Virus August 24, 2018
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twitter speech

a way of speaking only real skinny legends use
"*Insert name*, sweetie, I'm so sorry, but I'm about to spill the tea, so hold ur wigs, cause imma snatch 'em."
or
"Oof sis, several points were made, eye cannot-"

*insert a list of random emojis like the cowboy emoji, the water droplets emoji and the cool sunglasses emoji*

"can somebody tell *insert name* that using twitter speech isn't that cool sis, it ain't it chief"
by boatychan February 3, 2019
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safety speech

To disappear From a large group with a small group so you can smoke some weed. Normally done as prep before the large group, of which you don’t want to be a part of, is about to embark on.
Hey guys - quick safety speech before we start this hike.
by Cpaq February 28, 2020
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