the term gong show is widely used in the hockey locker rooms across canada. it has become the nickname of many out-of-control young men. while mainly used by hockey players, the common person may use it in everyday conversation. to be a gong show, one must be able to pull the chute, as well as be crazy, stupid, loud, obnoxious, annoying, out of control, confused, a frequent streaker, terribly unlucky, inept, a drunk, a lazy ass, or any combination of all of these
spence is a definite gongshow. tonight, at dinner before the game, he choked on a piece of chicken, coughed it up into his nasal cavity, blew it out his nose, and ate it again. in the game he got in a fight, broke a guys leg, and scored a goal. afterward, he put on his pink sunglasses and hopped in the shower with the team, then ran naked through the rink giggling like a little girl.
by tex July 25, 2004
A couple of years ago I had 60 at-bats. I was hitting .170, everyone was ready to kill me too. What happened? Laser show. Relax. -- Dustin Pedroia, commenting on David Ortiz's struggles at the beginning of the 2010 season.
by SheddlyButter May 18, 2010
Person 1: Did you see that UFC fight last night, I missed it.
Person 2: Yeah I saw it. It ended in a 27 second knockout. I can't believed I payed to see that garbage, it was a total chief show.
Person 2: Yeah I saw it. It ended in a 27 second knockout. I can't believed I payed to see that garbage, it was a total chief show.
by statesboro seab December 11, 2011
by bronxminotaur March 03, 2009
A naval phrase meaning get out of your rack (bed). Derived from the days when women were allowed to accompany sailors to bed. If the privacy curtains were closed the order "show a leg" would instruct the person to put their leg outside the curtain so it could be determined if the person sleeping was a man (being a sailor) or his partner from the previous night.
The Chief inspected the sailor's berthing a noticed a rack with closed curtains and barked "Show a leg!". The sailor in the rack, who had overslept, quickly hopped out of his rack, threw on his uniform and spent the rest of the day cleaning heads.
by Drunken Sailor January 25, 2014
Everything was going real nice until the crowd became intoxicated! Then the whole party turned into a Gong Show!
by talk2me-JCH2 April 25, 2021
When a girl giving a blowjob chickens out and pulls her mouth away just before the guy climaxes, resulting in a chaotic but unavoidable shower of jizz. (If there are any spectators, they are strongly encouraged to wear trashbags and protective eyegear to avoid being sent home bitter and...well, bitter.)
- Yo, how was your date with Becky; I heard she gives a mean hummer...
- Nah, dude, it was a total Gallagher show.
- Nah, dude, it was a total Gallagher show.
by Kaaaaaaro January 05, 2012