flirkin' shnit

another way of putting fucking shit in a nicer way

bob:holy fucking shit thats one big moose you got there!
jackie: now honey what have i said about swearing around the kids. use flirkin' shnit instead dear.

by jgcd October 21, 2006

Dropping the schnitzel

an act of surprise, or describing something really cool.
in short - DTS.

"Hey Mandy, Your shirt is so Dropping the schnitzel!"
"Fo' schnitzel"
"Dude, that movie was so good, I dropped the schnitzel! "

by big betty July 31, 2008

shitzer

COKE WHORE from ohio...SOMEONE WHO SUX AND FUX FOR COCAINE

MAN I COULD SURE USE A SHITZER TONITE

by TONY-88 December 23, 2008

schnitz

Meaning: extremely cute in the sense of an animal/baby etc..

That puppy was sooo schnitz.
That was the schnitziest puppy EVER!

by AW July 27, 2004

Schnitzel

The most fitting euphemism which is used interchangeably with "shit." A well trained user will be able to switch between "shit" and "schnitzel" depending on audience.

"Dude, I just took a steamy schnitzel on the hood of that guys car"
"Holy frickin' schnitzel! I just won the lottery!"

by Bizzy Body January 8, 2009

schnitzel

1. nasal sex.

2. to have sexual intercourse with 1 or both of someone's nostrils.

3. verb:to schnitzel; to fuck someone's nose.

"dude I totally schnitzeled my girl last night, the pleasure is intense!

by Ben the Bunny April 28, 2009

bitch shnitzel

although shnitzel is a type of food, normally turkey breast fried in a batter, when placed with bitch it is an affectionate term for a lady-friend, preferably not one who's easily offended

'hey there, my little bitch shnitzel'

by meellaah July 12, 2009