shmeeb

unit of measurement meaning just a little bit

Can I have a shmeeb of cake please

by madsurge May 24, 2017

Shmee

Shmee the enigma, a man of myth and legend. Possessing unlimited power, or possibly none. Tibetan monks who study him for a lifetime know less about him than a toddler who first hears his name.

You don't know about shmee

by Olbatron July 11, 2017

Shmeefy

A small deformed penis.

Omg Did you hear Chase has a Shmeefy!

No way really?

Yeah it's totally disgusting.

by f3dl1m1d October 24, 2017

sheeesh

if you are bored as fuck you say sheeesh. It can also be used when you want to express that you are impressed.

sheeesh, i am bored. (another guy)sheeesh that is impressive

by Mr.Clou24 February 16, 2018

Shmeek

This term is used to describe a dick. Usually a large one.

Hey Bro, I heard he has a fat shmeek.

by phattest_shmeek February 20, 2018

shmeder

A word for pecker usually used when ones is large

Hey girl, suck my shmeder

by thelols69 March 10, 2018

Shmeeko

The most amazing country in the world, located under Brandons deck, there are only two citizens of Shmeeko, those citizens include: Brandon and his dead cat.

Yo, i crashed in Shmeeko last night, it was dope

by BillyGay February 5, 2019