Shuffle Breaking

The empowerment of oneself after they break the cycle of the itunes/ipod shuffle.

When listening to your itunes library on shuffle for a long time. You start Shuffle Breaking when you finally come to a song you cant stand so you click next, and than you can not stop clicking next.

by Bintini July 19, 2012

Sluffering

To have spicy farts

There was much sluffering after the battle of bro steve vs the creepers and the very very bad Santiago chili.

by The black box November 27, 2016

Sluffy

Something that is both soft and fluffy.

This faux fur blanket is so sluffy.

by Definitionofcool February 6, 2021

shlurfin

for white people to use instead of the n word. don’t be racist children

yael: hey shlurfin what’s up my shlurfin
gabi: what’s a shlurfin
yael: the n word for white people since i’m not racist. don’t be racist children

by lil shlurfin March 6, 2021

taxicab shuffle

When you are in a manual transmission vehicle, and you shift from 2nd gear to 4th or 5th, or 1st to 3rd. Typically works best if you are going down a hill.

We were running a yellow light and Dad stalled out the Escort doing the taxicab shuffle.

by ecdthefirst May 22, 2006

mayonnaise shuffle

when a guy is super pissed at someone, so he masturbates and uses his semen-covered hand to slap the jackass

The bastard keyed my car, so i unleashed the mayonnaise shuffle on that motherfucker.

by Dr. V.D. January 14, 2009

Cistern Shuffle

The practice of excreting into the cistern of a toilet.
Take the lid off, do your business, lid back on and flush! The number2 will go through not only the flush water but through most of the toilet plumbing and stink for ages. I've seen it done! Classic

I was at Alex's house warming last Saturday night, and I dropped a cistern shuffle in his toilet, his plumbing is screwed.

by JimBim2 April 15, 2009