Post-toke Lurk Session

Everything that goes down after you smoke weed with some good friends. "Session" is often shortend to "sesh" for convenience.

Hey Zoe, so we just smoked, but what about that Post-toke lurk session?

by skateboardingandmaryj June 28, 2011

Western states session movement

A movement that seeks to make all the states west of the Mississippi river an independent nation because of all the bad laws and policies of the US.

John is in the western states session movement.

by Deep blue 2012 September 5, 2010

jaw session

A euphemism for a blow job.

Originally aired in Arrested Development where Tobias needs to talk to Michael about being attracted to someone else that isn’t his wife and starts by saying that they need to have a ‘jaw session’ but in Tobias’ mind means have a talk.

Tobias: ‘I was hoping to have a jaw session with you’

Michael: ‘Well let’s just say as long as that means a talk’

Tobias: ‘I find my self attracted to someone not my wife.’

Michael: ‘What’s her name’

Tobias: ‘Michael’

by Phalange Asphyxiation November 27, 2022

Bust session

Masturbating

What are you doing?
Im having a bust session

by Deallikekaik November 19, 2016

Beat Down Session

Typically a call to meeting to facilitate the embrrassment of one or more members of a group.

Hey can you guys pop down to Suite 1? We need to have a beat down session on some of our sales personnel for missing last year's numbers by $4.50

by SethLisp December 3, 2010

whack session

when you beat your meat

Jamir. Finna get a whack session in

by jajajajajajsj February 29, 2016

Garavogue session

When you go to the garavogue nightclub polluted drunk, shift a bird in the toilets, finger her mate on the dance floor and get thrown out by the bouncers for fighting her brother.

Had a garavogue session the other night in Sligo. Ended up woth a black eye, bird's phone number and fishy fingers

by Sligo cat March 6, 2025