seed bag

a term quite commonly used to refer to anyone slightly creepy, namely old men, though male youth may also fall under this category.

omg, he is such a seed bag!

by squinty123 March 29, 2011

Fo Sheed

Combination of fo sheezy and indeed in honour of Rasheed Wallace.

"Hilary Duff's legs are getting teh sexy."
"Fo Sheed."

by Dustin July 17, 2004

Bleed & Seed Sandwich

A Bleed & Seed Sandwich is a normal sandwich with menstrual blood and semen as spreads. It is usually given to someone you hate.

Dude 1- Man fuck Scott

Dude 2- Let's give him the Bleed & Seed Sandwich tonight

by PaulWALKER October 21, 2009

plant seeds in the dirt

Engaging in bareback anal sex and reaching orgasm.

John: Hey man, how was that chick you picked up at the club last night?

Pete: She was awesome, she was ridin' me hard and condom broke, but I hadn't cum yet, so she let me plant seeds in the dirt.

by stripperfan81 May 6, 2011

Sexed Crazy

1.To be fucked and or pleased unimagineable beyond ones own belief, every position and maybe a few one has never heard of..
2. To have intercourse (of many persuasions) for hours

Bff: "So how did the booty call go?"
Sexed: "OMG, Bitch I was sexed crazy!!??"

by Da_Bustii_0n387 January 1, 2012

Seeding

When a woman 'accidentally' leaves a small belonging at a mans house in order to have an excuse to return in the future.

Prime examples are jewellery and hair tying devices.

Man this girl is definitely seeding me, I found a tube of lipstick down the couch and her lucky bracelet under my bed.

by Dr. Novice May 28, 2018

SEPed

When one gets face fucked by a live update from Symantec Endpoint Protection (a popular antivirus solution for the Enterprise).

Commonly a result of tards rolling out policy updates with little to no testing.

Dude 1: Can you edit the host file on your virtual machine?
Dude 2: Nope, I bet we just got SEPed :(
Dude 1: Cunts!
Dude 2: Where are you going?
Dude 1: To rape a bitch.

by codemokey June 29, 2012