Secret Sipper

An alcoholic that sneaks a drink when they think no one is looking. Usually hides bottles all around the house so they can get a drink whenever they need it.

“I think I smell alcohol on his breath it’s like 7:30 in the morning. Ohh he’s got bottles hidden all over the place, he’s a Secret Sipper”

by Capt_Quint October 8, 2015

secret starfish

Butt hole

My secret starfish is on fire after eating all that Taco Hell.

by Secretstarfish February 16, 2017

Secret Secret Dino Club

An awesome band who's words describe my life. They're very relatable. From Saratoga Springs, NY just waiting for their time to make it big.

Girl 1: Have you heard Secret Secret Dino Club's song 'When I was 16?'
Girl 2: Hell yeah! It's amazing.

by Flamingo3 June 9, 2011

Dark Secret

When a straight guy is in a dark room having sex with what he thinks is a women but it is actually a transvestite. The transvestite sits on his pole and then plants shim's root into his belly button.

"Dude did you hear about Beau getting hit with the Dark Secret?"
"Bummer man, shim looked like a chick at the bar."

by Gulf Coast Misfit October 30, 2011

Secret Societies

Just a bunch of people getting together, doing stuff, and then not telling other people about it

I heard that Jeffrey's in the Knights Templar 2, it's one of those secret societies.

by bees on pie April 7, 2017

secret sessions

this term is used to describe people who get hand picked from taylor swift herself to come and listen to her new album at her house a month before its released. people would DIE to go to a secret session it is truly the best life experience for a swiftie in the universe.

EXAMPLE 1:
isabella “sarah i can finally tell you that i was invited to the secret sessions”

sarah “omg girl NO WAY i would die!! you’re so lucky”

EXAMPLE 2:
audrey “ugh i can’t believe i wasn’t invited to the secret sessions i’m so sad”

ed “its okay you might get invited next year!!”

by imonswiftstantwitter July 16, 2019

secret burrito

A secret you hide from your roommate after a night of partying. The most common secret is a burrito you pick up on your way home.

We went to the bars and stopped for secret burritos on our way home. Don’t tell Chad.

by the 20th crime June 15, 2021