ejaction seat

The seat that you masturbate in.
Your bro: Dude. Don't sit there. That is my ejaction seat.
You: That's fucking disgusting, man.
by brostradamusmandudechill February 16, 2011
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seat rape

When someone sits in a seat next to you, even though you told them not to.
This ugly bitch seat raped me in global today.
by The 60s Freak February 10, 2016
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On the ninja seat

When you're in the bathroom and trying to take a quiet crap if someone is outside the door. Or when ther is multiple people in the room at once
Tim was on the ninja seat when Judy was waiting outside the door for him.
by Lizzie Smith II November 04, 2010
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Ink The Seat

Its a phrase used by girls to express a pleasurable experience, especially one that involves sexual chemistry and the production of various juices. Like a squid inks, a girl inks, except its not ink. The seat part comes in because generally you have to sit down to hear profound news, usually bad, but in this case it might be an engagement ring. A diamond is the quintessential seat-inker.
"I loved the diamond engagement ring he gave me. When I saw it, it made me ink the seat"
by Headcircus April 23, 2013
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Seat warmer

The fart that escapes from your but when you get in your car after a dinner party.
Yo, whats that sound
That’s just my seat warmer turning on.
by Jurmy February 09, 2020
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3 seat

One of the biggest retards And/or fatties in the boat
Wow George Burny in 3 seat is the biggest spastic
by Greenos October 29, 2019
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Seat Pickled

When two men are driving in a vehicle and the passenger reaches over and massages the drivers nether regions until a climax that results in a frothy mixture of cum and sweat that remains forever imbedded within the material of the seat.
Jimmy reached across the center console of the car and seat pickled Jack.
by TheWhabbitThumper February 19, 2020
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