scruthers

when you swear on your penis’ life

‘ayo burney a rhombus scruthers still’
or
person 1: ‘my penis is massive’
person 2: ‘aight say scruthers’

by still/styll June 9, 2023

pussy scrumping

when one takes pussy without consent. (Also see rape)

Prisoner 1..What are you banged up for?
Prisoner2.. I got caught pussy scrumping, I got 6 years, its my 2nd time for rape
Prisoner 1.. You nasty prick, I'm going ass scrumping tonight, see you then

by mitch00uk April 11, 2015

chub in the scrub

In a hospital setting, it is when a male wearing scrubs is suddenly overwhelmed with an erection, largely due to a attractive female employee displaying her attributes on purpose or otherwise.

"Did you see that chick on 4 west?"

"Yeah! She's smokin', I got a chub in the scrub when she dropped her pen and bent over to pick it up!"

by Mark Lacy March 18, 2007

scrubbin' one out

Jerking off to Dr. Elliot Reid from the TV show "Scrubs."

I was watching reruns and ended up scrubbin' one out.

by Andrew Michaelson December 9, 2007

Scruttock's "Old Dirigible"

A fictional type of Real Ale, of allegedly lethal alcohol content and the tendency to produce a barin-crushing hangover the next day.

See also "Suicider"

"Christ, you look rough ! What have you been doing ?"

"Awwww..... the usual .... went out with the lads last night and had eleventeen pints of Scruttock's "Old Dirigible", then a curry..... got any aspirin ?"

by Eighth Of Seven February 18, 2009

scrum methodology

An agile methodology primarily used for software application development related projects where you talk more about what you are going to do and spend less time actually doing it.

"Do we really need to have these update meetings every 2 hours? You want to know what I did for the past two hours, I was in other meetings, just like the two hours prior. I haven't wrote jack shit for code, but I am really getting sick of hearing Brenda say, 'Can you see my screen now?'"
Project manager responds, "We practice Scrum methodology here. If you don't like it go to Diane's team, they use Crystal Methods"
Stoned application developer responds, "Crystal Meth? Where is Diane's team?"

by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018

Scrubby

A awesome YouTubed who makes fun of idiots on the internet. His best videos are about morgez making a huge fool out of himself on the internet with a bunch of 5 year old watching his channel he has super funny content so sub to him!

Scrubby is a god of a YouTuber

by Nathan’s-are-gods May 8, 2020