Scottish Person

White Skinned
Extremly Short girls
average height males
Girls are either stunning or look like a guy with a wig

did you see the new scottish person?
nah hes to short

by jesuschristbff March 26, 2017

scottish

dumb big headed ugly assholes that stink like whiskey mixed with shit

This drunk dumb ass with big head must be scottish.

by sssss12345 July 26, 2009

scottish eyeballs

to stand in front of a girl and let ur nuts fall into her eye sockets.

i will give your mom a set of scottish eyeballs

by steve butt September 11, 2006

Scrottish

A Stupid scottish person.
Scrotum + Scottish = Scrottish!

i.e. Ricky Dykes

Ricky Dykes: Och!! Ah cannae op'n nae Whuskeeee!!! Fook!

(translation. Oh dear!! I can not open my Whiskey bottle!!! Gosh darn it!

Alex: I can't understand your Scrottish accent!!!

by Jim-bob April 9, 2003

Scottish Bagpipe

When your companion sits in a chair and you stand behind him/her a little off and proceed to have sex with their lubricated armpit.

Me and Gina got wasted last Saturday and we went back to my place where I gave her a Scottish Bagpipe

by Streder May 23, 2008

Scottishland

Where the Scottishs come from.

Imma glass you right back to Scottishland

by EwMayonnaise March 16, 2008

Scottish Hand Shake

a hand job

matt is such a slut. he gave him a scottish hand shake.

by jasonalex123 March 17, 2009