"Dude my girlfriend gave me a scrotum scruncher when she was blowing me last night."
"No wonder you've been limping and speaking in a high voice all day."
"No wonder you've been limping and speaking in a high voice all day."
by Jacp123 March 30, 2016
Get the Scrotum Scruncher mug.That absolutely rancid skin that functions like some kind of bollock centred Alcatraz. It resembles that weird part of the chicken that no one wants to eat because it tastes a little like how a geriatric man’s colon smells.
Person one: did I ever tell you that when I got circumcised they took off my scrotum too?
Person two: you fucking spaz I told you not to touch those fucking mushrooms
Person two: you fucking spaz I told you not to touch those fucking mushrooms
by SmegmaFactory April 22, 2022
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by Crash Test Opera October 14, 2011
Get the cheeseburger scrotum mug.In the rare event of one or more males forming a makeshift "totem pole" by sitting on eachnother's shoulders it can be described as a scrotum pole.
Joe couldn't see at the concert last night - he ended up riding one of his friend's shoulders in a veritable scrotum pole.
by Viifog June 4, 2007
Get the scrotum pole mug.a disease causing the scrotum to swell and turn purple, similar to a large aubergene. can also be brought on by wearing a kilt in january in the highlands.
it was so cold in sedgefield, dubya nearly caught scot scrotum, lucky he wasn't wearing tony's kilt!
by theWestHamfan November 22, 2003
Get the scot scrotum mug.After a long day of hot sweaty work, putting your hand down your pants and filling your palm w/sweat from your scrotum. Then with said sweat slapping somebody dear to you.
by James November 13, 2003
Get the Scrotum Slap mug.An asshole Brit that goes to very crowded areas with mostly Americans and cups other mens scrotums. Then runs to a store and gets a dildo to pleasure himself before he loses the hard on he got from cupping the strangers balls.
Guy1: A fucking scrotum bandit just got you?! HAHAHA!!
Guy2: Yeah! I'm going to kick his ass Revolutionary War style!
Narrator: Guy2 then proceeded to hunt down the scrotum bandit like a squirrel and snap his dick.... off.
Guy2: Yeah! I'm going to kick his ass Revolutionary War style!
Narrator: Guy2 then proceeded to hunt down the scrotum bandit like a squirrel and snap his dick.... off.
by Stephen Stalin July 28, 2010
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