scroffmart

Referring to a discount department store with "mart" in the name; usually where scroffs can be found dragging one or more screaming kids around by their arms.

The local Scroffmart usually has the lowest prices on cigarettes, pop, and beer.
(Walmart, Kmart, etc.)

by Blonde2Fast March 7, 2009

scroffing

Performing unnecessary tasks more enjoyable than the tasks that one is supposed to be performing; screwing off.

Hey, Griff, quit scroffing and get back to work!
or
"What'cha up to?" "Scroffin'."

by mushoku November 6, 2013

Scroffy

a scroffy is a man who loves sucking dillian balls

scroffy's are generally found on fortnite

by scroffy October 20, 2023

scroufal

scroufal: the act of unexpectingly going up to someone and repeatedly and somewhat forcefully moving one of your hands through their hair on the backside of their head.

Hey I didn't know Derek was here! I better go scroufal him!

by Derek Bruce Necessary January 29, 2006

scroficated

to sufficate a person or persons with ones ballsack.

I scroficated this chick who was suckin on my ballsack last night, then spent the rest of the night hiding her body on the levee.

by Ruthless Ryda January 23, 2009

scruffboots

duck boots

Hay man u wanna put them scruffboots on.

by Rennard buckworth February 9, 2009

scloff

Is a term used to describe someone who has wound you up to the point where you can't think of a sensible insult and therefore start making up your own words.

Lapta> Lone you idiot hahaha.
Lone> Lapta you're a scloff

by MirRevengeLone August 7, 2009