Scratch Head

When the person consistently smokes weed or takes drugs. (Crackhead).

David: Yo man, Vlad hasn't stopped smoking for like 2 weeks...
Thomas: I know, the guy is a total Scratch head!

by Scratch head August 13, 2016

Scratch cake

Cake that is made from scratch. Using base ingredients.

Hey this is some good scratch cake.

by Moishere May 3, 2018

Scrath

An abridgment for "scathing wrath"

Coined by a pair of communists that kept it as their own until they were ready to share it with the world, it is now the People's word

FEAR MY SCRATH, MERE MORTAL
You'll feel my scrath if you fuck with me again, neighborino
She felt the scrath burning deep in her soul as she saw someone take the last cherry kombucha

by Nine666s June 10, 2018

Scratchappy

The cringiest child/Slasher player that's ever touched the Internet. Any conversation he's a part of quickly devolves into a cesspool of cringy remarks and meaningless flexes around the Slasher gamemode on CoD MWR.

"Dude, you're acting like a total scratchappy right now."
Scratchappy: ur just mad that I'm good at Slasher

by jbird53916 April 5, 2021

scratch whole

itchy ass whole

yo come look at my scratch whole

by Itchy scratch 123 March 16, 2023

the scratch

v. To tweak the spelling or appearanece of something and change it to something else. Comes from changing the 1984 to 1981 on your drivers' licence so you can drink underage, like in the Mike Hines episode of 2000.

-'I can't get into the bar, I am too young.'
-'Give me your ID so I can give the motherfucker the scratch.'

The speed limit was too low so we gave the sign the scratch.

by saltcock October 20, 2004

Brown dog scratching at my door

I have to poop.

At work...
Travis: "Oh man, I've got a brown dog scratching at my door, I don't think I can keep him in until lunch."
Ann: "Come on, can't you learn to take a shit BEFORE coming in to work?"

by Shatrabel June 16, 2010