While having sex after an evening of pub crawling, accidentally taking a dump on your partner'S chest during anal stimulatio
She was looking for a sexual end to a romantic evening but ended up with a Scottish Meat Pie
by RevsMenu February 1, 2016
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When a girl mounts your face with a Scotch Egg in her vagina, and as you’re eating her out she pops it out (a la ping pong ball circa Vietnam War) so you get your cake and eat it too.
Harry asked Kevin if he was hungry. Kevin replied, “No, I had a Scottish Cowgirl for lunch.”
by HarryIsTheHead October 16, 2017
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When you blow into a woman's chocolate starfish while you spank her ass like a pair of bongos.
The other day I was at my friend's house doing homework when I saw his dad giving the neighbor a Scottish Accordion.
by Stan Demo December 2, 2021
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A soccer club found in Edmonton with a dome, Alberta. It is an amazing place full of cool soccer players and a dome. It is a place of drama, gossip and much more. Oh and did a mention a dome
Oh look there’s the Scottish soccer club, it’s an amazing place. WITH A BIG OVAL BALOON!!!
by Astromech0 February 28, 2022
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The act of a Scottish person receiving two hotdogs in one bun smothered in chili, and onions for taste.
Ian couldn’t wait to get his Scottish chili-dog inside his mouth
by ScotsGottaChil December 28, 2022
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When the catcher swallows a piece of raw bacon tied to a string and right before the pitcher cums they pull the string making the catcher gag and tighten their butthole.
Before you make breakfast let’s try out The Scottish Goose.
by Dr. Pepper Bottle December 24, 2017
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When turds are left in the bed after Anal sex
Vlad and my Uncle David left a few Scottish Dumplings in my bed after a vigorous ass humping
by Thor from Whitestone March 18, 2023
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