scottish arm bar

An embarrassing and mythological maneuver one claims to had performed during and altercation in which he/she/questioning had unquestionably lost but cannot accept the loss and thus claims to had performed on the true victor in a pathetic display of denial .
"Remember that time I put buddy guy friend there in thee ole Scottish Arm Bar?"
by FinestScotchman June 18, 2017
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Scottish Sanga

Cum on a sandwich and feed to your dad
"Gave me old man a Scottish Sanga on the weekend"
by NotLainT September 28, 2020
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Scottish Sanga

Cum on some bread then feeding it to your dad
by NotLainT September 28, 2020
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Scottish gardner

I had a scottish gardner last night at that wedding.
by Gonzo4413 July 09, 2022
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Scottish Can Can

A Scottish Can Can is a regional dialect version of the term Can Can.

The term Can Can is used to describe a person whom says they can do something even knowing you know they will ultimately fail.

The Scotish variety is used only against a Scottish person.
Corey : I can beat you lot at videogames any day of the week.

(Proceeds to lose at the videogames)

Cris : corey you are such a Scottish Can Can
by Milk Drinker 1212 March 03, 2021
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Scottish snorkel dive

When you go down on a girl with a tie clip on your nose and accidentally rip out parts of her uterus...
I gave the Mrs a Scottish snorkel dive last night and had to pick the remnants of her uterian wall off my tie clip afterwards
by Electric jacko October 05, 2019
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Scottish serving

a fuck load of food (a very very large portion of food) e.g 3 plates of pizza
Lad 1 : I've just had 4 plates of haggis and i'm not even full!
Lad 2 : That's a Scottish serving that mate!
by THE_KING125 June 05, 2017
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