strap

A sex toy (genrally used by female sluts) to fuck a man's ass since they do not have a dick.

jeez I wish I had a dick so I could fuck that guys big Spanish ass but instead I'll just use a strap.

by bfeezymack June 22, 2011

strap tap

The female form of the verb tap. Made possible by the use of 'toys' aka strap-on dildo.

Female A: Would you strap tap that?
Female B: Yes, I'd strap tap that.

by AJW December 24, 2006

Strapilate

Using a strap on dildo to penetrate your partner.

I'm going to strapilate the shit out of you biatch.

by Alehandro Pingo January 28, 2007

strap rack

When a girl wears a single strap bag that cuts across her chest and makes her boobs more pronounced. It also works with car seat belts.

"Did you see that girls strap rack, it was like they were coming at me."

by Asnone December 9, 2008

Strapolate

When a girl estimates how large her strapon needs to be for her girlfriend.

Usually involves one female partner testing a wide range of dildos on the other female partner.

When one partner is strapolating the other, the latter partner is said to be being "strapolated" by the other partner (present tense).

Once the female partner being tested on cannot take a larger dildo without being in excruciating pain, she is said to be "strapolated" (as the correct strapon length & width has been determined). This being the past tense.

When one partner is strapolating the other, she is said to be undergoing, "strapolation".

Strapolation must be undertook with extreme care, as an overly large dildo used as a strapon can cause serious harm to the partner who is having the dildo inserted into her. When such occurs, this is known as, "overstrapolation", as the partner has over-estimated how much of a dildo her partner can take. "Understrapolation", occurs when the partner strapolates a smaller dildo than is required, thus leaving the partner dissatisfied.

"Michelle, why don't you strapolate, then we'll get to it."

"That looks a bit big for me Emily..."

"No, I've just strapolated you, and its fine".

"What are you doing Rebecca?"

"Oh I'm just trying to strapolate for Erin, but she keeps moaning about it when I try."

"Damn it Mel! You f***ing over-strapolated again, that really hurts!

"Yeah... it feels alright I guess. Are you sure you didn't under-strapolate again.

After a very gruelling hour, Jo finally strapolated Lauren, and the enjoyed a very pleasant half an hour with each other

Whilst Anna was busy strapolating Rose, she became aware that she was very aroused.

by funkybod January 26, 2011

Its like strapping my penis to a tornado!

When your in a crazy situation and everything mad, you can say "Well this is like strapping my penis to a tornado!"

You: wow this is awesome!

Me: its like strapping my penis to a tornado!

You: thats so true!

by SamLikesMelon September 14, 2012

Jaques Strap

One of Bart Simpsons' many prank call name's given to Moe.

<MoE> Amanda Huginkiss! Can I get Amanda Huginkiss here? Aww, why can't I get Amanda Huginkiss?
<BarFlies> Aww haw haw haw, aww haw.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 16, 2003